This isn't very impressive just about everybody has one. Id be more impressed that you didn't have one.
I've been to college before and dropped out. Quite frankly I don't need evidence to see that you've been college.
Only college people are this much of a prestige seeking cathedralite midwit...
Not until Ash pumps your puckering starfish with his virile Kenummies
So much so it'll dribble down the corners of your mouth and ears.
Your eyeballs would positively pop out.
Your stomach overwhelmed by Ash's torrent of lewd loads. Turning you inside out.
You! Ash's Little Cuckquean