You know what to do Ken, time to make the mentally retarded guy who hasn't stopped obsessing about me for 5+ years a moderator. Just put a guy on the team who can barely express himself in English and might be a child or have a head injury. That's the Kenneth Erwin downward trajectory I've come to trust, and the quality your 6-8 posters deserve.
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The first one really misses the mark, I don't think I'm feminine at all in how I talk about you. In fact I'm more blunt and crude than most men who've made fun of you because being female gives me particular insight into what a leering nasty hog you are and your insecurities with being a barely socialized sexually frustrated autist who wants to grab and pet women to death when you can't win them over with intellect or personality like a normal man. But painting me as some frivolous gossip is soothing for bigback lurch who thinks women are only worth how much cash you can fumble out for an awkward and sad nodding off on heroin blowjob.
Happy 65th Ken! No wife, no grandkids, no friends, just sis's cold basement and a website of mentally ill alcoholics who are too stunted to stop bickering over laughable baby garbage. You sure are an example of how not to live for everyone, aren't you?
Lol. Lmao, even
But Elaine, you're e-dating a schizophrenic pedophile. Shit birds of a shit feather, eh?
Artemis
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I would never date a pedophile. You’re just mad because you know he probably mogs you.
Oh, I forgot, he's one of those "ironic" pedophiles, how silly of me to not see the distinction.
thejackoffshow
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How much of this is real and how much is hallucination? Has AHF ever heard of "good cop, bad cop"?
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It was the Jew all along! Sure, buddy
Hi everyone, my name is Jack. I'm a 41-year-old failed male, a washed-up comedian, an alcoholic, and a drug addict.
I'll be unloading the 4 hours of me embarrassing myself later on.
Toodles
Artemis
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Not even that. You’re the one with a screenshot from
Deepfaked revenge porn of me & who posted cp of me onto other sites.
You can keep repeating these blatant lies but it will never make them true.
Does your schizophrenic pedophile e-boyfriend make you walk around in piss soaked pads the way AnusCabbage did or have you discovered new ways to be disgusting together?
Oh this is going to be funHi everyone, my name is Jack. I'm a 41-year-old failed male, a washed-up comedian, an alcoholic, and a drug addict.
I'll be unloading the 4 hours of me embarrassing myself later on.
Toodles
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Lord Fanny
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Hi everyone, my name is Jack. I'm a 41-year-old failed male, a washed-up comedian, an alcoholic, and a drug addict.
I'll be unloading the 4 hours of me embarrassing myself later on.
Toodles
You're going to edit a supercut of every lie I've ever told you? Sounds good to me, buddy. I mean how long will later be? It took you a month and you STILL couldn't get the podcast done.
So yes, he indulges in your piss fetish
It's got to be tough, desperately wanting to be known as anything other than a smelly pisswhore. Take a bath and your meds
Just like Ethan Ralph it's always a work when you feel cornered, eh? Say hi to Mei Ling for me, doofus
thejackoffshow
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But before I go, I would like to introduce you to Yandere Theory, the newest global moderator for Onionfarms. He's one of my besties at the Jackoff show. When he is not busy having manic meltdowns on his YouTube channel, like this now-deleted video, he's stalking and harassing a woman named Kate Rose, the other female moderator.
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Lord Fanny
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You still think her name is Mei Ling? Jesus Christ it HAS been a while since we've talked. I've got this idiot Kiwi thinking her name is Jessica.
I wonder if he's going to reveal the fact that I said that I actually felt bad for you when you said that I hurt you and I wanted to give you another chance and he told me not to. I wanted so badly to get you back on onion farms and he just BURIED you. I mean I did too, but I always did it publicly where you could read it.
I wonder if he's going to reveal how hard he put the mouth on Gargamel for months and months.
And don't get me wrong Gargamel, I still dislike you but the one thing that I can't say is that I don't respect you. And you were a thousand percent right about kiwi fails. Well maybe not a thousand percent because he wasn't really a girl, but he sure as shit argues like a trans woman
And this is cute sweet boy, but I just talked to CSO and he assured me that this conversation took place before you had your tremendous bitch fit and made a fool of yourself. I guess that's why you're no longer on onion farms and I've got moderator status again, because unlike you when I have drama with somebody I come to them like a man instead of making assumptions. He realized he had made an error when you had a very public mental breakdown on discord, and decided he was backing the wrong horse by taking your side.
You have a little girl freak outs and you think you've got dirt on people when clearly you don't. You gonna try to be vindictive like a little teenage girl on myspace, but you literally don't know anything about me bro.
Sorry about your damn luck, and nothing is going to change the fact that your wife made you call me and apologize, which was fucking hilarious. It was almost as funny as when we were doing the podcast and she had to stop and turn around and go "I'm never fucking doing this again if you don't stop yelling at me in the background"
Lol I came up with that one, dummy.
Oh I have zero intention of going back there regardless. There's nothing I could say or do there that would be nearly as funny as watching the retards on Ken's shitty Josh Moon whining forum wrongfully accuse people of being me, so why bother? I've been enjoying reading all the bait posts people make about me though.
Oh shit, that's Pedofails? Drop some truth elbows on this sucka
Lord Fanny
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I mean look at how petty he is. It speaks for itself. That dude hates Gargamel 10 times worse than I do yet he swallowed his pride (and probably something else) to come over here to spite the moderators of onion farms.
I literally made an account just to come on here and tell you how pathetic and ridiculous you are.
And then he makes his name a play on words of me and makes his discord name a play on words of yandere. Kiwi, you have to realize that the way you act online is like a teenage girl in the late 90s being called fat in an AOL chat room for the first time.
Tell everybody about how you got your moderator status ripped away because you were signing in as other people and creeping on their DMs. Fucking idiot
By the way after you deleted my account I want you to know that CSO made me a moderator JUST to piss you off. It wasn't Ken that did it, it was CSO
That being said, I bid all of you adieu, Daniel I know we've had our ups and downs but I want you to know that I am genuinely sorry that I hurt your feelings. And I say that with no ill intention or joking. That really made me feel bad when you said that.
And Gargamel I don't like you but I do respect you, so I want to give you some free advice: watch your back with this motherfucker. Because you are a means to an end for him. He's only using you for a soapbox to put the mouth on us because he had a bitch fit online, and now he thinks doubling down on stupid is the best way to dig himself out of this hole.
Bros literally going to release audio and chat logs of me telling him lies for hours THAT'LL SHOW ME!
I literally made an account just to come on here and tell you how pathetic and ridiculous you are.
And then he makes his name a play on words of me and makes his discord name a play on words of yandere. Kiwi, you have to realize that the way you act online is like a teenage girl in the late 90s being called fat in an AOL chat room for the first time.
Tell everybody about how you got your moderator status ripped away because you were signing in as other people and creeping on their DMs. Fucking idiot
By the way after you deleted my account I want you to know that CSO made me a moderator JUST to piss you off. It wasn't Ken that did it, it was CSO
That being said, I bid all of you adieu, Daniel I know we've had our ups and downs but I want you to know that I am genuinely sorry that I hurt your feelings. And I say that with no ill intention or joking. That really made me feel bad when you said that.
And Gargamel I don't like you but I do respect you, so I want to give you some free advice: watch your back with this motherfucker. Because you are a means to an end for him. He's only using you for a soapbox to put the mouth on us because he had a bitch fit online, and now he thinks doubling down on stupid is the best way to dig himself out of this hole.
Bros literally going to release audio and chat logs of me telling him lies for hours
THAT'LL SHOW ME!
Lord Fanny
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Oh Jesus between tasteless jokes I learned in high school and the astronomical amount of bullshit I fed him about my life, I'M FUCKING FINISHED DUDE.
You will be called to account for it all lol
Yeah yeah, we heard you Ralph, it's all kayfabe, tis but a work