fnaarf
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you've been mad at Brian Uecker for at least twelve years lol
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I think it's more a case of not making eye contact with the lost souls loitering outside a dirty gas station. This guy went in on his first wife who had his kids when they were teens, what else is there to say to someone whose life is like this lol
Why are you not answering my questions and why wont you go on this podcast when you've been gassing up this guy for months?
Its voice only doofus. You're too scared we'll completely demolish you.
Lol you're impressed with a loser crying about his first wife he knocked up at age 16 wow
Chicken.
I really hope your parents kick you out and get rid of your internet you pathetic middle aged dog fucker.
fnaarf
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babe I told you. the chip. also I'm typing with only one hand because I forgot the mini-mart I like to get lunch from doesn't give you a bag but ask me again later rmaybe
Yay more shitty fanfic from our favorite fraidypig.
Cheap ass Pajeet. Bags cost practically nothing. There's no excuse for them to not give you one when you're giving them your business.
When did I ever say I was mad at her? You make up weird shit when you start pig raging.
Ashley be like:
Hey thanks for the plug! You listened to the podcast and just confirmed you do! Always glad to have a fan, thank you for the listen!
She's up for it jack!
She won't do it because she can't do it. I already said why on the podcast and if I need to I'll do it again on Friday. "Ashley" is about as real as I am. This is somebody having a LARP and you're all falling for it.
Ken thinks just because a woman's voice can file a complaint about him in a hillbilly accent and be from Tennessee like her that it's irrefutable proof that this is actually the fat slob herself.
She's too perfectly hateable, makes excuses or ignores too many things that would make her look foolish. Is just too much of an unbelievable character that I'm surprised I'm the only person who realizes that this is somebody doing a bit.
No mon cheri, "Ashley" is faker than tranny titties and now I'm starting to think @fnaarf is a dude, as well.
Think about it: a woman so goddamn starved for attention that she comes on a message board to receive beatings all day everyday, but won't go on a podcast where she can actually cut a promo on me rant about how she hates me and tell her side of the story (where if she feels like it's not going her way she could just hang up and bail, no harm no foul)
It's 100% beneficial to her to come on, with no downside. But she won't because she can't. Because Ashley isn't really Ashley and once you start talking to her and she doesn't have responses ready to go or thought out, this bullshit won't stand up to scrutiny.
The part where you called her a stupid cunt but for some reason said she was a smoking hot 10
No problem, you really seem like a guy who's going to die in a family annihilation sitch so I hope your first wife is far away from you.
No fish
None at all
Ashley, you are more obsessed with Nazis than anyone else on this forum.
Yes I was making a point that she was a babe and could get away with having a bit of a cunty attitude because she was charming and good looking, whereas you aren't skinny enough nor pretty enough to be acting like such a cunt. I never called her stupid and I was never angry at her.
Way to understand subtlety, stupid.
That wasn't being angry at my ex-wife that was the juxtaposition between being a Betty who can get away with being cunty like her and being a fat ugly slob who's delusional like you.
You seem like the type of person who's going to die from whatever ailment this is:
You should probably stop letting the cat chew on it too. It will probably die from whatever maroon gangrene is currently floating around your tootsies.
A lot going on here. Why are you talking about a woman who had your kid at 16 like this and why is it in past tense.
Are you... Are you implying that I murdered her because I was judging behavior from 25 years ago in the past tense?
"Insufferably retarded" is literally the only words I can use to describe you. Well no I can use a lot more words than that but you know what I mean.
"Nuh uh... YOU DID SOOOO!"
That was a great comeback Ashley. No I wasn't too drunk or geeked up, my problem is that when I speak of people fondly, if I'm just joking around I'll say something like that and not remember it because obviously I don't mean it.
I will remember calling you a stupid cunt though, because you really are a stupid cunt.
DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?When she can't answer something or gets logic thrown at her she just ignores it, no sells it and hopes to God it gets buried so people don't call her out on it.
This is a common tactic of hers. Ignore and pray it goes away. She can't answer the hard-hitting questions or accusations. She has to keep it just petty squabbling with people.
Probably because we're all having a fake fight with a bored dude somewhere pulling a troll. Possibly somebody who knew Ashley in high school. He may be even had his sister or girlfriend call up Ken's work and pester them a couple of times for credibility.