Ah that reminds me of something that happened to me years ago. I was masterbaiting in the power tools aisle and an employee said to me "sir you can't do that in a Sears"
Ahhh memories
There's only like 5 consistent posters and I'm technologically retarded to the point of parody so I highly doubt it came from here.
Unless the other 4 are up to sneaky shenanigans....