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but fnaarf is a dog

true, but it does make you based

i've done the hard yards, as australians say, when others have been too busy probably abusing prescription drugs. straight from my steno pad: british - probably english his name is likely rorke liver spotted (old) grumpy & aloof retired or unemployed unvaxXxed, unwiped, ill mannered defaults...

'responsibilities' ie not a job - are you unemployed ashley? could you share other sicko traits about your husband besides feet fetishism? if he is rubbing them all the time (24/7 without stop) is he also unemployed?

homosexual simulator: I want to suck that juicy cock over there, i want to put my cock between that dude's plump ass, woah 4.5% apy on a cd? what the fuck i'm hard as a rock, i want to bend this dude making my sub sandwich over and fuck him gay, this guy making small talk at me in the gym wants...

I've been rewatching Twin Peaks since that fella Dave Lynch died.

he can balance his checkbook and tip the scales, folks

by my expert calculations, that's around 37230L of coca-cola juice - that's like 230 something oil barrels. you could fill 50 4-person hot tubs with that. You could drain the blood of 6500 full grown non-manlets like halal pigs, refill them with that coke and still have leftovers. maybe josh is...

is this bokmal norwegian? i've always heard norwegian and swedish are mutually intelligible but danish sounds off to both speakers.

you two are practically connected at the hip at this point

wtf is this real? ashley go to the doctor

i will say this ashley, i am sick & tired of seeing that foot of yours. i wish you had worn socks the day that photo was taken, maybe it wouldn't get so much replay.

what was your best school bully like?

based nektar. reminder to elaine and family: pay your taxes.

well, i think it's time everyone shake hands & apologize

you must watch at least 120 episodes of gunsmoke and half of john wayne's oeuvre to keep up with nektar, he's like t.s. eliot except all of his obscure references are from grandpa's tv guide

if you want to talk about the non-event referred to as 9/11, I suggest you get into contact with Nektar and he'll set you straight.

listen, you call it an act of terror but it was probably an accident

It's true I'm crazy about sharia and look forward to the Daesh boot on my face. The fact is Western muslims are the angels walking among us, Vingle. Without them the nhs would collapse in minutes and Britian would fall into the sea. And it's true they get a little hot under the collar when you...

Sorry @Vingle , you bigoted fuck, but a faith that can build things likes the Shah mosque or Registan Square can't be pure evil. Behavior towards women varies a lot among predominantly Islamic countries, for instance they are treated very respectfully in Lebanon and women have equal rights in...