the ralphamale pledge (draft):
1 i will always uphold my ralphamale energy
2 I must never forget the xvdsdcjhkjgl
3 I will kill, rape and die for the Ralphanation
if i do not post after this coming week I have surely either frozen to death or will soon be starved to death. if i should cease to post in the aforementioned coming week, I would like my account renamed to 'butt wiper phd' and given to one Ashley Jancowski to be used as she sees fit in...
"Horrific video shows ‘evil’ Guatemalan immigrant calmly watching woman burn to death after setting her ablaze"
'On Sunday morning, a man on a F train set on fire a sleeping female passenger at the Coney Island-Stillwell Avenue stop. The women died as a result of the attack, which shocked both...
You may recall this post from some other website:
I just got off the phone with Lounge96 mascot & beloved gimmick poster @Unyuns's own mother. She confirmed to me that her boy contracted an std from swapping uncleaned ear buds with friends. He refused to take steroids doctors provided him...
Today @Gargamel laid dan to rest (pbuh). The putative reason is because a literal animated stick had her feelings hurt. But we all know @Gargamel is very hardhearted gay man and doesn't care about the feelings of ladies. So just what the H is going on? what does #elaine have on gargamel?
i bought a cute teal and white faberware ceramic knife last month, it slices my vegetables up excellently. i look forward to years of sharpness and put my total trust in faberware to deliver just that
last friday dan graced us with a picture of his feet. In a PM to me he confirmed these are his feet, they are hairless and gracile like a lady's, but belong to him.
But he has shown us more than that.
Most famously, to all 12 members of Onion Farms, he displayed his yams on May 25th. He...