2024 Syrian opposition offensives - The first Syrian rebel offensive against Government forces since March 2020

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This is a low effort Chinese knockoff copy of the Kiwi Farms news thread in Happenings, of the same name. Might fill out the OP later.

KF OP archive:

https://archive.ph/Ix7cN

Here, have a meme about the thread topic:

 

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https://archive.ph/48KZm

>The USA has NEVER refused a call from a State it has a defense treaty with in response to another State invading it.
Texas.

 

[Gargamel]

>The USA has NEVER refused a call from a State it has a defense treaty with in response to another State invading it.
Texas.

I'm sure he meant sovereign state, aka country, but it's true that the US government cockblocked Texas from defending itself, which is arguably worse.

 

[Floppy Disk]

The KF thread has some interesting takes amidst the usual /pol/ tier retardation that infects every thread like that, but then this fuckin' guy comes in with this ice cold take for updoots:

Josh is obsessed with pedophilia and rape. In other news, water is wet.

 

[mtil]

Jesus forgives Muhammad

 

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>Biden announces US intervention in Syria to "seize" the opportunity to establish a new government.
Apparently this is happening now. Biden doesn't have to worry about being (re)elected, so now he can come out of the closet and play as George W. Bush. And y'all morons were worried about Trump.

 

[Boobie Boob]

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>Biden announces US intervention in Syria to "seize" the opportunity to establish a new government.
Apparently this is happening now. Biden doesn't have to worry about being (re)elected, so now he can come out of the closet and play as George W. Bush. And y'all morons were worried about Trump.

Syria is just going to turn into America Jr.

 

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Syria is just going to turn into America Jr.

Fat chance but I'm expecting something like the Iraq occupation, depending how serious the "intervention" remark was.

I apologize about the fighting words btw, but I have been expecting Biden to pull something terrible before he leaves office. He's a "lame duck" and he's also like fucking 81 years old. The little girl sniffer has no reason right now to worry about the future.

 

[No fish]

Sand people, why?

 

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Democracy is when two wolves and a sheep vote on what's for dinner.

 

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>Source: Twitter ("X")
Into the garbage this "news" goes.

Btw, the "Syrian revolution" is cringe and Assad's elections were less rigged than the 2020 US election.

 

[Gargamel]

less rigged than the 2020 US election.

2020 was rigged in Trump's favor and he still lost

I'll give him some credit though. It appears to be the case that he actually won the 2024 election.

 

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2020 was rigged in Trump's favor and he still lost

It was so "rigged" that Trump's own attorney general refused to investigate the obvious fraud for more than a month, and Trump let him do that instead of firing him immediately.

If anything, Trump is too soft.