How To Pretend To Be A Nigerian Journalist

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1) Pick a vaguely interesting Nigerian newspaper article. For easy sourcing, try here
2) To be the nigger you wish to see in the world, you have to be as lazy as possible. So, take the article and ask ChatGPT to rephrase it for you
3) DO NOT ATTRIBUTE ANYTHING. As we used AI to transform the article's text we are in the clear in regards to copyright. Plus, it wouldn't be a true African larp if there wasn't a bit of petty theft
4) Once you start feeling full of yourself, consider making a sock puppet "journalist" account to further push your new autistic obsession. If anyone begins to question the authenticity of your sock, just go on Fiverr and pay a Nigerian to film walking around their neighborhood for a couple minutes. This will assuredly out to rest all rumors that you're being a total freak about something that couldn't possibly matter
5) ???
6) Success!
 
please to for not temptering unyuns for to nigerian journalisters larpering
We need the leadership of Goodluck Unyunthan
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