Lulz.net - Furry altchan best known for its schizoposters, pedophiles and e-dramas

Umbreon · Feb 7, 2025

What is Lulz.net?

Lulz.net is an imageboard made by cho0b where you can write posts, post pictures and make threads on certain topics much like 4chan. It was made as an alternative for WTFux.

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lulz [Nameless Rumia's Wiki]

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History of Lulz.net - WikiFur, the furry encyclopedia

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A Eulogy for Lulz.net

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Just to give you an idea what we're dealing with. A lulz user who's called SLFC decided to spam wild rants about other imageboards on flayrah, a reknowned furry news site while linking back to a lulz.net thread.
See here: https://www.flayrah.com/9216/fur-affinity-access-restored-after-domain-nameserver-hijack#comments

All 4chan users, Kiwi Farms users, Soyjack Party users, R-Drama users, and any other variation on the "griefer troll" gimmick -- are lame pathetic sociopaths who probably torture small animals "for da lulz." The type of bully who can only feel powerful by screaming at people from behind a screen where it holds no immediate consequence.

Near / Byuu did nothing wrong.

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https://gbatemp.net/threads/near-formerly-byuu-emulator-developer-presumed-dead-...

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https://archive.fo/2010.02.23-165707/http://byuu.org/articles/thoughtcrimes

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Joshua Moon is a sociopath.

I hope J. Moon follows in the footsteps of Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka...

Die, Kiwi Freaks, Die.... follow your leader to the grave.

Furry Supremacy Forever.

https://lulz.net/furi/res/3736546.html

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Sites like 4chan, 8chan, Kiwi Farms etc -- create and breed terrorists.

We have retaliated by stealing your "Hot Wheels"

The user known as Fredrick Brennan is ours now....

We have infected your glorious leader with the Furry Disease.

We shall do the same to all your other leaders.

All trolls will be forcefully converted to Furries.

There is no escape. Resistance is Futile.

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https://www.wired.com/story/the-weird-dark-history-8chan/

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https://twitter.com/x/status/1586739152501997571

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SLFC got banned from everywhere according to the news editor.

No, I am not a mod, even as an editor, I technically had no modding power; every contributor who has posted a story can mark posts as spam, but Green Reaper checks those, and will unhide anything that isn't actually spam. But actually, yes, I agree with you, SLFC probably needs to be banned (he's literally banned everywhere else) and Sheik Yerbouti definitely needs to be, but I don't have that power, and I'm only aware of one other poster ever being banned. Green Reaper just does not like to ban people (in his own way, he's as much a free speech absolutist as Rakuen Growlithe; I don't agree with him, but I respect he puts his money where his mouth is), so saying "if you would like to continue posting here, please do better" is all I can do (I could probably tone down the sarcasm, admittedly; "please do better" can and has applied to me, as well).

I have no idea who SLFC is, and only know he keeps getting banned from other sites because, early on, they liked to link to sites they were banned from and complain how unfair they were treated, but they only showed, no, they were being kind of a stupid asshole there, too. If they turned out to be a failed rapper, that would be kind of funny, but I doubt it. (SLFC actually hasn't been a part of this conversation at all, so maybe we should just hope they've moved on and stop talking about them, lest, like the devil, they come when called.)

This is the kind of schizo behavior that you'll find on lulz.net very often. so buckle up and let's get to the stuff

Notable lolcows

A dyslexic Brony pedophile troll and the website's boogeyman. Anytime there's political discourse happening, there's always a strong likelihood someone accuses someone else of being 3b for holding political views left of Trump.

Some info about the individual above is hard to come by, so somebody compiled iit into a now deleted thread.

-3B aka ID d3bbb788 IS William Kupok Bishop, confirmed pedophile who has been banned from several conventions and there have been testimonies to this. It is perfectly consistent with my understanding of who it is. Key phrase: "looks like him"

-There is a pseudo pedo ring behind lulz and 3b is a part of it, and is gathering his fortitude and considering reaching out to other pedos to harass me. You WILL see threads and whack a mole hit and misses on people like me and Sophistry to try and dox us. I have alluded to the pedophiles even before William came to the forefront. Key phrase: "honeypot"

-In regards to the prior key phrase, I must mention that early in this thread around the first time I brought up this site being a honeypot you can legitimately see not only did a mod pop up to play defense force, but CHOOB HIMSELF came out of the woodworks to barter with me and admit outright that he takes money from people to change the rules, flaunting the wealth he derives from (I assume) running the site and also (As he purported) those who bribe him for deals. The mod, meanwhile, proclaimed this is not the case. Who to believe? But this mod was awfully dissuasive about my suspicions while entertaining his urge to address them at length. He was polite, I was polite, so I even removed some dox he did not want up. I ALLUDE to the pedo ring in THAT discussion, but do not go on at length. Key phrase: "honeypot" Key phrase: "but at least I am not poor"

Aufy, ID: dc3e0c87 and a28a9aed, real name: Edward Murdforth, local schizophrenic, wrote everything above which I reworded for better context.

Some more tidbits from folks talking about 3b.

For 3B, with love --#lulz - Pastebin.com

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<Ultros> welp, I told him the only person who can access the white-list is cho0b

<Ultros> doubt he'll believe it

<{swift}> is 3b still being butthurt

<{swift}> I love that guy

<Ultros> oh yes

<Ultros> did you read aufy's manifesto?

<Ultros> http://lulz.net/furi/res/2743933.html

<{swift}> I will now

<Ultros> 3b is in there somewhere

<{swift}> XD

<Ultros> you're mentioned iin it

<Ultros> so in case he blows up a mall, you will be blamed

<Ultros> thanks swift

<MoFoxxies> oh that is what that was?

* MoFoxxies reads

<Ultros> I have no fucking idea, the guy is amazing

<{swift}> I cant wait to be investigated

* {swift} dbans his life

<Ultros> http://lightworkers.org/node/136038

<MoFoxxies> i sure hope his lawyer takes it easy on poor ol' cho0b

<Ultros> sweet aufy chakra

<Ultros> swift in charge of unleashing a crazed bomber unto the world

<{swift}> I really am a monster ;.;

<MoFoxxies> tl;dr

<Ultros> YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

<Ultros> it didn't need to happen

<{swift}> haha

<Ultros> but yeah, no idea what the fuck his manifesto is about

<Ultros> I gave up on the first few sentences

<Ultros> and grammar

<Ultros> oh I was right {swift} http://lulz.net/furi/res/2743933.html#2744487

<{swift}> hahaha

<Ultros> also

<Ultros> http://lulz.net/furi/res/2743933.html#2744490

<Ultros> infallible logic

<{swift}> because i cant see IPs!

<Ultros> now if cho0b weren't afk

<{swift}> the ban sticky is still #1 most fun

<Ultros> bootylicious

<Ultros> he sure likes to post pony and complain about you in every damn thread

<Ultros> like the discussion would have nothing to do with you

<Ultros> and it turns into him bitching about not being white-listed

<VTessier> :cripes: It's what autists do

<{swift}> not even a minute of work and this guy has spun out for months

<VTessier> Have you not dealth with autists on the internet before?

<Ultros> I'm going to grape you in the mouth

<VTessier> do it fgt

<{swift}> if he wasnt such an easy target it wouldnt have to happen like this ;.;

<Ultros> btw, was it ever confirmed he was behind the floods

<{swift}> he half admits it in a ton of posts

<{swift}> IF SWIFT JUST LIFTS THE WORDFILTER THE FLOODS WOULD STOP

<{swift}> i dont care enough to get screencaps

<{swift}> nor am i retarded enough to belive it wasnt him, considering is the only one who cares enough to do it

<Ultros> why not ban him for a day

* omni has quit (Quit: Leaving.)

<{swift}> no need, he is still flipping out about this

<Ultros> my favorite part is the elaborate assumptions he makes

<Endeavour3d> being this dedicated to shitting on lulz

<VTessier> I don't think he was behind the floods

<VTessier> He doesn't seem technically inclined enough to pull them off

<Ultros> who else would it be

<VTessier> v0v

<{swift}> posted in the thread

<vitriolic> Poor 3B. He really needs a girlfriend.

<{swift}> her name is twilight sparkle

<vitriolic> A real one. With real credit cards and a real snatch.

Last, but not least a discussion thread with 3b on it.

https://archive.ph/VKFGb

Schizophrenic nazifur who earned himself a thread on the kiwibird site for having numerous meltdowns and trying to make a personal army request in several very rambly posts.
This is what they had to say about him.

What the actual fuck is this thread anymore

He got banned from many conventions for harassment and being rapey. Few of these conventions wrote a PSA for him.

GLOBAL VAMPIRE COMMUNITY STATEMENT OF WARNING:

Jonathan Michael Butkovsky
aka Loren Vargo
aka Mix Tabal Bouda-Lycaon

The VVC hereby issues the following global vampire community statement of warning for the individual listed above. It is our belief that Butkovsky has demonstrated throughout a period of more than five (5) years behaviors most adequately characterized as dangerously erratic and escalating. This individual has perpetuated a cycle of continual harassment, delusional proclamations, duplicitous behavior and forcible contact with participants in the Vampire Community across multiple areas in the United States (Texas, Colorado & Illinois) who have stated their objections to such on numerous occasions both publicly and privately. He has repeatedly demonstrated an abject lack of either ability or willingness to transition to a state of peaceable relations with those with whom he disagrees. We have reviewed materials including but not limited to social media message transcripts, telephone conversations, photographic images, contemporaneous notes, e-mail communications, court records and other recordings from both Butkovsky and various parties dating from 2013 to present and have thus reached our own independent conclusions on these matters.

Only rarely does the VVC ever issue edicts of sine nomine, writs of excommunication or mandates of forced exile as a collective body. Instead, we encourage our respective Individuals, Groups, Organizations, Houses, Courts and other entities to choose what action they wish to take in accordance with their own beliefs, circumstances and needs. However, for the protection of parties who should have a reasonable expectation to not fear being exposed to, or affected by, such behaviors, we no longer recognize the right of participation by Butkovsky or any of his associated aliases within the entities owned, operated or controlled by our organization. This includes both physical and online functions explicitly hosted by the Vampire Community for the Vampire Community. The 'Vampire Court of Chicago' that was created by 'Loren Vargo' [Facebook Page: Vampire-Court-of-Chicago-142208079805591] is not recognized by the VVC as a legitimate entity. We consider the formation of any such entity without the transparent consultation of established or elder participants who have long-resided in a geographic area as an affront and highly disrespectful to any existing local communities and institutions.

It is our fervent hope that the aforementioned individual will refrain from any present or future attempted organizational or leadership role within the Vampire Community. Further, that he will respect the wishes of those who do not wish for him to contact them or patronize their events or establishments. May he find peace and sanctuary elsewhere apart from the Vampire Community and any directly tangential subcultures with whom we maintain direct relations.

Voices of the Vampire Community (VVC)
April 5, 2018
IB7110-JMButkovsky

While 3b is a "leftist" brony, this guy is a wignat brony who allegedly frequents /pol/.

https://archive.is/YRRXL

Brown hair, brown eyes, brown skin tone. Calls itself a white man.

Nashville TN resident John Mallamas, known usually as "Jin Saotome" but also by "Sergalicious" on Lulz for several years, until the 2 were outed as being used by the same person.

He had his 15 minutes in the 90s in that garbage Toyfare magazine showing off repainted toys. He got his name from the C(r)apcom character playing it in MvC tournaments. He is married to a woman 20 years older than him who has family money, so he's never had employment(and may have a felony record anyway). He wore stolen valor medals in his wedding photos(pussies like him never serve or even care about the USA). From fucking FLORIDA, naturally.

He spent the Obama years screaming "MUSLIM" but not getting anyone to sympathize with him. At some point during a toy convention(probably Botcon) he paid a teenage cosplayer known as "Sinno" to fuck him, trading off one of his mediocre custom toys. He likes to deny it claiming anything from "it was someone else" to "they deepfaked me" and "how could I? She lived in the UK" as if airplanes do not exist. He's awfully defensive about it yet was proud to do it. And he supported shitstorm Gamergate, like all good little Christian white supremacists. Yep, die-hard godboy.

In 2012 he saw one of the furry fandom's most hated anti-pedos on 4chan /toy/ & flipped his shit. Jin already had a mentally ill beef as did all of the faggots from Lulz who lack morals. he used a custom toy the person posted as an excuse to chimp the fuck out, spending 3 years straight posting daily hate about the maker. But it eventually got back here to Lulz, where they noted(jn a larger version of this selfie) that he has many spraypaint cans with the caps removed, indicating substance abuse. It was also noticed that Sergalicious & Jin had the same typing style, same beliefs, same pissy hatred of the same person & they were connected.

Jin latched onto Trump, naturally. Racist pedophiles do.

He was also connected to being related to Sonic fandom pedophile supersonic250, as they both have similar views & hate the same anti-pedo who told them to go fuck themselves. Being a small-dicked chomo who e-stalks anyone who makes them butthurt & rages about it for 10 years straight seems to run in the Mallamas family.

Despite his /pol/ shittard mentally ill views he has a disturbing love of Hasbro, the most woke SJW toy company of all time. This despite Hasbro teams having an internal memo of "ignore this asshole". He also still latches onto Capcom who also has woke views. Pity Capcom never sent a C&D over the stolen name, but they're incompetent over there. However his deranged jeezus shit is why the character never shows up anymore. They don't want the association.

His love of Hasbro & their garbage quality bootleg-tier overpriced toys also means he loathes 3rd party Transformers. He says dumb shit like "you can be arrested for owning them" & has even threatened to kill people who make them. He once tried to shoplift I MEAN "confiscate" a lot of 3rd party toys at a toy convention sales booth, pretending to be law enforcement(he also tells people on facebook he's a police officer because he's disconnected from the truth). He only stopped when a real security guard showed up & nearly arrested him for theft, but couldn't as he hadn't walked "far enough away" from the table.

This despite Hasbro never having a single original idea in their whole existence. IP theft? Jerry Only is the Misfits, not Hasbro's feminazi wannabe.

He's still around, bitching like a stupid bitch because "wwah anti-pedo custom guy won't love me" and accusing literally ANYTHING HE SEES ONLINE that he remotely disagrees with as being posted by that person. The "it's all one person out to get me" defense to avoid admitting that most everyone he's run into online hates him. Even the fucktard neo-Nazis of Gamergate wouldn't associate with him & they had bags of shit like TheQuartering & AlphaOmegaSin to their name.

But in Jin's eyes you have to convert to religious cult sky man bullshit, be part of the Drumpf MAGA cult & agree 100% with everything he says to be cool in his eyes. He demands anyone he talks with be that way & gets mad then they won't go along. He's also prone to telling weird made up shit & throwing baseless accusations, even when proven wrong, but being part of the "Zoe blew 5 guys" mentality means you don't care about facts. he especially went insane on claiming custom anti-pedo guy murdered his cats which he kept screaming even after being shown pictures of the cats very much alive.

The only reason he hasn't hit CWC-tier online notice is he's just smart enough to pull punches to not get media attention, but he is clearly in need of some sort of autism medication.

Or a bullet to the skull. It's not like he'll ever be sane, useful or contribute. No one will miss his sorry ass.

Though a pedo like him is probably still doing it. It's only a matter of time until he's another "not a drag queen" media report of some Republican getting arrested for child molestation(bet double digits at least on the number of kids) & cp possession. They never stop, never learn, never feel bad. In his eyes he's always justified & never admits mistakes.

Your god will never be real, Jin. Go fuck yourself.

No comment.

Note that SLFC, 3b, Aufy, Mix and Jin are only the tip of the iceberg.

One last thing before we conclude:
I originally saved this link that's related to lulz when I went on to make a thread for lulz on the kiwibird site, but the thread inexplicably vanished even though I archived everything and did everything I was told.

https://archives.pawpet.tv/albums/2011/2011-01-16/%25Captions-Tweets-IRC/pawpet-irc-log.txt

Reading this again, it sounds like the folks in chat are losing their minds, the comments don't sound coherent, so I gotta ask is it drugs or are they schizophrenic too? I kind of hoped I'd remember why I saved this link in the first place, but no luck

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