• Attention Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt: We at Lounge 96 are concerned for your safety. Please replace the battery in your *CHIRP* smoke alarm as soon as possible.

Nektar Geist / "Rorke"

mtil

mtil

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i've done the hard yards, as australians say, when others have been too busy probably abusing prescription drugs. straight from my steno pad:
  • british - probably english
  • his name is likely rorke
  • liver spotted (old)
  • grumpy & aloof
  • retired or unemployed
  • unvaxXxed, unwiped, ill mannered
  • defaults to conspiracy theories (right wing)
  • he is not, in fact, part of plate gang and i am sitting on undeniable proof.
  • 98% asexual. I have seen no evidence of a libido from this man nor a taste for romance.
his opinions:
  • BLAST transgender freakazoids, the homosexual, wild nature cranks, nonces, twitter, the non-missionary position, 'the left', those withs vaginas who drive
  • CURSE elaine gertler miller, ashley jankowski, joshua conner moon, brian harvey (pop singer), daniel r. lopez, gargamel, so forth
  • DAMN kiwifarms, lounge96, the stinking jews & their honeycomb of cabals, the negro and anyone near its shade
  • BLESS 'the sektur' & its foibles, archive.is
  • BLESS england and the arabs of the atlantic (englishmen)
  • BLESS old time radio and old westerns and police procedurals from before the 1980s
furthermore, he is a force to be reckoned with: every day he archives every thing that elaine, ashley and a few other nobodies write on the internet, which no one reads or cares about, and then he appends each archival link with a rude comment about them. this sort of behavior is very upsetting, bothersome and downright strange if we are to believe elaine or ashley - two poor historians. in conclusion, womankind is once again befuddled by the habits of an opinionated & staunch austistic pensioner.
 
I like the post, aside from two things. I don't think being unwaxed and believing in conspiracy theories makes you right wing. There are retarded people on both sides.
 
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