The general rules of this site:
- Minors are not welcome here, you must be 18 years or older. We can not tolerate underage users. There is and always will be inappropriate content posted here, which is not appropriate for minors.
- Miners are welcome to post here. I would love to hear about all the crazy life threatening bullshit that goes on in the mining industry.
- This is not a White Supremacy or White Nationalist forum. That shit is extremely cringe and boomerish, and will bring us all sorts of trouble that we don't need. Do not post that shit here, save it for KF or Stormfront.
- People use bad words here, such as "nigger" and "lazy fat fuck". If you don't like that, grow some skin or get lost.
- Do not post child pornography, child sexual exploitative materials, child erotica, or cartoon versions of the same to this site, for any reason, including as proof of Kiwi Farms hosting said content.
- You may post nude images or images of a sexual nature, of adults. Nudes do not need to be spoilered as we're all 18 or older. However, if he or she looks too young, it may be deleted out of caution.
- I am able to view your DM chains. Shocker, I know. These rules apply within DMs. Broken rules in DMs should be reported, because I'm not going to sit here reading other peoples' DMs all day. I'm not fat enough for that shit.
- As the admin, I will not leak your DM chains. It is your responsibility to add someone who will leak your depravity, if desired. If you don't want your shit leaked, it is your responsibility to not add people you don't trust to not leak.
- Use spoiler for images of gore. Some people don't want to see it. We will respect them.
- Use spoiler for images of non-biological genetalia
- You must be 18 years of age or older to use this site.
- Stickers should be used to rate posts, not to harrass users. If it becomes a problem, your stickers given may be clawed back and your ability to give stickers may be revoked. Many of you don't give a fuck about reaction score, and good for you, but I'd be fooling myself if I said there isn't anyone here who wouldn't get butthurt over recycle bin spam.
- Do not post anything that will jepordize our XenForo license.
- Do not post anything that could get me or this site named in a lawsuit. Otherwise you may be asked to pay for the costs of litigation.
- Do not plan terrorist attacks, school shootings, insurrections, or anything like that. Your post or thread will be deleted, and I might rat you out.
- Do not plan or execute harrassment campaigns, gayops, or the like. Though we are almost all current or former kiwis, together we are not Kiwi Farms. If you want to do these things, do them elsewhere.
- Gimmick user accounts are allowed. I may or may not ask you to explain it to me in private.
- You may be asked to verify who you are, especially if (but not limted to) you're using a username already in use on Kiwi Farms, Onion Farms, or a similar site. This typically takes the form of "send a DM to @user on $site" and is used to verify that you aren't impersonating somebody else.
- If you are banned from this forum, do not use sock accounts to continue posting. A temporary ban can become permanent if this rule is broken.
- If you are threadbanned, do not use socks to circumvent.
- 21 is the legal age for drinking in the US. Do not powerlevel about drinking unless you're at least 21, or can prove you're not a US citizen annd are not in the US.
- This is not a free speech site. This is also not a freeze peach site.
- No means no.
- You are not required to respect pronouns while interacting with other users.
- You are responsible for the full and unseen ramifications of your own powerleveling.
- Do not accuse people of being pedophiles without evidence beyond a reasonable doubt, or proof of their own admission.
- Do not ask for access to my Admin Control Panel. It will never happen.
- Brooms may be issued as I see fit. It's extremely unlikely that I will go against the wishes of my janitorial team, so if they say you aren't worthy, you're shit out of luck.
- You must be 18 years of age or older to use this site.
- I can see your deleted posts and full history of your edited posts. Out of respect, I will generally not undelete posts or revert edits against your will. A major exception is if you are found to be engaging in revisionist behavior or otherwise abusing the delete and edit functions.
- Reserved.
- I don't care if he started it.
- Reserved.
- If it exists, there is porn of it. If not, there soon will be. Do not be offtended by this rule.
- Do not break United States law while posting here. You probably shouldn't break the laws of your own country either. VPNs can be pierced by the government. Do not think for a second that the use of a VPN protects you from the law. You should not consider Tor to be safe for these purposes, either. Neither I nor this site are responsible for the ramifications of you breaking the law.
- You must be 18 years of age or older to use this site.
- We are not your personal army. Go to Discord if you need one.
- Revoked.
- ABDL is not tolerated here. Take that shit to reddit.
- Do not make actionable threats.
- Off-topic mindless slapfighting posts may be moved to a containment thread. Users circumventing such broom action may be banned.
- No cow tipping. The exception: If a cow interacts with us here or on another lolcow-oriented site, you may interact with them like any other user. Do not attempt to continue the conversation offsite if the cow does not wish to speak to you.
- No cow tipping, part two. A cow almost always gets into trouble through their own actions. Unless your name is Joshua Conner Moon, do not try to help them.
- No cow tipping, part three. Gander and laugh from a distance. Do not provoke content. Do not stalk or harass cows.
- No cow tipping, part four. It is illegal to knock a dairy cow off her legs. It may also be illegal to do this to a lolcow, depending on jurisdiction.
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