Worst Kiwifarms posters

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Inspired by this thread on the onion site.

I'll name a few of my own.
As a well known schizo on Kiwi, Glowie is a medically disadvantaged Finnish asexual who dedicated his life to political sperging on kiwifarms because he can’t get it up.

He earned himself a pink triangle for misbehaving and his inflammatory arguing on the public subforums outside the thunderdome.

He probably also earned it for accusing people witout any proof or basing his information entirely on copypastas posted by soyjaks.
He claimed I was Puerto Rican or something like that for example and he would later accuse anybody new posting to the thread of a brony lolcow known as Timmy or Dansburst of being a sock. For example claiming somebody called dansbursttruth who's been gathering info on dansburst is in reality fosteryou or FGAT or dansburst himself, again without any proof.
He just throws shit at the wall and hopes it sticks.

Unreliable narrator and incomprehensible, that's all he is.

He owns or used to own the Telegram group “furries exposed” and he has a now-banned Telegram account @TemperatorBot (ID: 624111754)

He's also active on X where he argues with other users on the platform. His username is SafestSpacer - https://archive.ph/wip/oyOSH

As of recently, glowie got a user called "i frot the law" banned by crying out to the moderators all because he was trolling him relaying information posted to onionfarms. For all his talk of emotional intelligence in relation to autism, Glowie must be the user with the single lowest emotional intelligence of the bunch.

Some screenshots.

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I first thought he was Glowie's sock account, but after doing more research, he's from switzerand, glowie is from finland. Kiwi & Cow is almost exactly like glowie in how he behaves and even comes to his defense all the time usually by dropping good reactions on glowie and bad reactions on whoever he's arguing with.

Like glowie he is loud and outspoken to an obsessive degree and will not shut up when he doesn't like something. He got told to calm down by other users on his profile who were tired of his behavior.

Like Glowie he passionately hates furries, but not just furries he hates the Rust programming language and the Linux community. Takng pleasure in shitposting on threads just to piss them off or insulting everybody.

Like Glowie he used to spent all his time arguing politics. Surprisingly he isn't as awful as the rest of the community, often supporting gay people in light of homophobes congregating in those places.

Like Glowie (I feel like I'd sound like a broken record) his english is not the best which could be contributed to him being cognitively retarded (allegedly) or him being from switzerland and not speaking it as a first language. Although whenever he writes in french or german which are languages you normally learn in middle school in that country I think he makes very short comments that feel forced to be short to try to get the point across in a little text as possible and writes rarely in either language. I feel like he actually knows english better than those 2 languages, but that's not saying much. Kiwi & cow is still more intelligible than glowie.

He is a soyjak poster and got caught posting to soyjak.party planning a troll campaign with other soyjak posters to mass report tamers12345.
I'm including him because he's part of this now trio of douchebags who are loud, annoying and only hate furries to look cool.

The only thing that makes him different from these 2 other folks is he is almost never directly involved with glowie's and kiwi & cow's shenanigans. He just does his own thing. What he does have in common with these guys is his activity in the thunderdome subforum and vehemently arguing politics with other posters.

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We got a very nice individual right there.

He successfully got banned from kiwifarms, his username won't autocomplete when I use their search engine which is often indicative of a banned account. Usually folks notice and start talking about whoever gets banned, but no one seems to have noticed him being gone.

I don't know what got him banned.

Dishonorable mentions​

Lidl Drip, an incel man-hating terf
Soyjak posters who write gibberish and piss off everybody on the forum, nobody likes them. most of them have since moved to skibidifarms since their main site of operation soyjak.party got taken down.
Lurker, a neurotic and snarky old user who joined back in 2013 and another terf
Hollywood Hulk Hogan and Captain Mati, frankly absurd style of debating and namecalling, neither of them are very intelligent and they argue against each other everyday for entire pages!
 
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Slav Power, a Josh cocksucker who got butthurt and quit because it turns out Josh doesn't like him.
Grub, but I can't remember why
Ashley Renee Hutsell Jankowski, for obvious reasons

his username won't autocomplete when I use their search engine which is often indicative of a banned account.
Usually being banned is the cause, but a user can also put their account into an invalid state by changing their email and not confirming it, with an almost identical outward appearance.

Over at Onion Troons, they figured out how to make a user group with the Never permission set on everything, so they can effectively ban people without putting the account in an invalid state. Some banned usernames will autocomplete and they can claim these people aren't banned, but they are.
 
I followed Rekieta after he was arrested and noticed the user Procrastinhater was making up a retarded amount of posts each page with shit that doesn't matter. I haven't noticed him much since I lost interest, but he appears to have developed tranny monomania after dropping Rekieta in late December. Maybe Rekieta was just a distraction from his real passion.
 
Glowie is a weird little cripple.
Lidl Drip is based and nice pilled.
DerpHerp2 is literally Crimson Fucker, idiots.

Personally, I find WelperHelper99 to be the fucking worst. He's a weird little "puritanical" Mormon amphetamine addict with a deep fascination surrounding anal sex, he's a massive Jewsh sycophant, his takes on anything are either some regurgitated shit from Null's podcast or some dope fiend misinterpretation of the stupidest sci-fi fanfic ever written (Book of Mormon).
Welper is a weird little faggot that has it coming
 
Personally, I find WelperHelper99 to be the fucking worst. He's a weird little "puritanical" Mormon amphetamine addict with a deep fascination surrounding anal sex, he's a massive Jewsh sycophant, his takes on anything are either some regurgitated shit from Null's podcast or some dope fiend misinterpretation of the stupidest sci-fi fanfic ever written (Book of Mormon).
Welper is a weird little faggot that has it coming
Being both a weaboo and a Mormon must fuck up your brain more than any drug on this earth.
 
I followed Rekieta after he was arrested and noticed the user Procrastinhater was making up a retarded amount of posts each page with shit that doesn't matter. I haven't noticed him much since I lost interest, but he appears to have developed tranny monomania after dropping Rekieta in late December. Maybe Rekieta was just a distraction from his real passion.
It's so funny that you have mentioned him, when I used Kiwifasrms he was one of my favorite posters, now I only occasionally stalk the Nick Thread and Procrastinhater is deranged in it.
 
It's so funny that you have mentioned him, when I used Kiwifasrms he was one of my favorite posters, now I only occasionally stalk the Nick Thread and Procrastinhater is deranged in it.
That dude rocks IMO. He's always been super chill towards my alts, which softens my retarded heart. I take his nuttier posts with a grain of salt since I have a feeling a lot of it is hyperbole
 
Lidl Drip, an incel man-hating terf
Soyjak posters who write gibberish and piss off everybody on the forum, nobody likes them. most of them have since moved to skibidifarms since their main site of operation soyjak.party got taken down.
Lurker, a neurotic and snarky old user who joined back in 2013 and another terf
Hollywood Hulk Hogan and Captain Mati, frankly absurd style of debating and namecalling, neither of them are very intelligent and they argue against each other everyday for entire pages!
These people are all uninspiring, Low IQ & mid. Worst posters are:
- AnOminous
- Sketchy Minecraft Mod
- StrawberryDouche
 
You.

barring the fact you got banned, because Null just kinda bans people for no reason, I find it hilarious you ran off to this board to then complain about all the people who scared you off of the last one.

Some of my favorite posts of yours.
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also this entire thread where you got laughed at by everyone for looking at lolicon, including the other new furry who got exposed for his e6 favorites:

not kf, but correlated proof of your third alias that you deny btw (nsfw):

Surprisingly you're not the most obnoxious on that site though. Just one of most sad.
I actually think Colorjak is the worst member period because his entire personality is sharty memes.
How his pink triangle got removed is beyond me, again, just proves Null can't run a forum consistently.
 
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Some of my favorite posts of yours.
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First post was made in jest.
Second post is a fact backed up by statistics.
Third post is simply common sense.
Fourth post is just me trying to explain something when half the users are so dimwitted they don't understand basic english.
Fifth post was me powerleving because I wasn't worried of any of those folks. They proved beyond a shadow of a doubt they can't dox me because I don't leave breadcrumbs behind.
also this entire thread where you got laughed at by everyone for looking at lolicon, including the other new furry who got exposed for his e6 favorites:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/how-when-and-why-did-you-become-a-furry.200078/
Looking at something once is not the same as liking something. Meanwhile your buddy defended a guy who got convicted for generating ai-cp in the name of freeze peach!
Surprisingly you're not the most obnoxious on that site though. Just one of most sad.
I actually think Colorjak is the worst member period because his entire personality is sharty memes.
How his pink triangle got removed is beyond me, again, just proves Null can't run a forum consistently.
If that's your only reason for considering him the worst then you are easily excitable since him being annoying and his shitty lingo shuldn't be all that takes for "the worst user on kiwifarms" title.

I agree with you on that I don't understand why null took away his disruptive guest mark. He definitely deserves it a whole lot more than most of the users with one.
 
Just looked at it once.... riiight...
Also no he didn't, but keeping the thread on-topic:

IDK, in my honest to god opinion, people (Colorjak) who contribute little to any discussion, don't lurk moar, necro threads just to try and coordinate a gayops, etc. constitute the worst of any board. Correcting what I said earlier though, apparently he was banned just recently.

Anyway:

This is really funny to scroll through.
Not sure what the story behind this one is but she has her own thread and loves to fill it with incomprehensible gibberish, to the point people just started playing along and posting random song lyrics in response. How it's still in the Lolcow board is strange. Maybe adding this one is kinda cheating because it's just a classic "cow argues with people for several pages" moment but the end result was chaotic enough it felt worth at least mentioning.
 
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Anyway:
https://kiwifarms.st/members/elle101.58610/#recent-content
This is really funny to scroll through.
Not sure what the story behind this one is but she has her own thread and loves to fill it with incomprehensible gibberish, to the point people just started playing along and posting random song lyrics in response. How it's still in the Lolcow board is strange.
The mods like having mentally ill folks posting on their forums to make fun of and I'm not talking about the soyjak posters I'm talking very mentally ill like schizoaffective, delusional, schizophrenic or barely functional severely autistic.


This is part of why dansburst was banned and wasn't kept around because he wasn't funny enough to keep as a punching bag clown. Same for his pals fosteryou and peppermint swirl. Alex Hogendorp would also fit the description, but he was so terminally stupid he gave his password away to random people, so Null had to ban him to avoid liability I reckon.

They call them "pet retards" you can look that up with their search engine
 
Personally I dislike Osama bin Laden.

He steals posts habitually and gets the steal because everyone thinks he's a good poster.
He did it to me and multiple other users and will try to get your OP sidelined on technicalities.
(My situation was we were covering a breaking story and my OP, which should have been moved, was the thread everyone was using. I was first, I had preeminence and purview, and this nigger just copied mine and made it a new thread and goes "BUT YOU DIDNT EVEN MAKE A THREAD". And its like, no shit? Everyone is already in this thread talking about it.)

I've seen other users complain the same.
He thinks he's Notorietus but he's more like Lifeguard Hermit.
 
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