Some of us have responsibilities besides smoking on the porch and drinking in the childhood room your mom lets you stay in.
Lol I can't believe you told me that you were almost too stupid to finish a community college business course, that's fucking wild. I don't even think you have to do math besides demonstrate that you can do multiplication.
You remind me of an ex-troop on a forum I posted on years ago that another female poster took pity on and let him couch surf at her place for a while. He rewarded her by leaving dark body grease stains on all the furniture and one night when she came home drunk he tried to crawl into her bed. Same stupidity, same smug idea he's fuckin awesome, same shitty sense of humor, same inability to feel shame. You might be him actually which would be scary.