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fnaarf said:
I'm not saying this account isn't kiwifails but Ashley is the queen of breathless run-on sentences, I could probably count on two hands the amount of commas she used on @register
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Still you look at the evidence that I've piled up in the last few pages and you conbine that with the fact that it's been almost TWENTY MINUTES without a peep from either account.

Ask yourself why. Again, cui bono? Why get your old account back in the middle of a pig rage and post nothing for that long? Go look at the time stamps in the last four pages she was replying every two or three minutes.

All of a sudden it's complete silence? Are you telling me it takes 30 minutes to sign out of an account and log into another one?

Even if "Ashley" gave some bullshit excuse like oh I forgot my password on the register account, we would have heard something way before 20 minutes.

You know the real Ashley enough to know that when she gets on a roll she's like gravy... there's no stopping her.

The reason the human cig account hasn't posted in 20 minutes is because Ashley can post under her own account and they realized that the LIE has been exposed.

DEAFENING SILENCE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF, and it has been going on for THIRTY straight minutes.
 
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Anyway the final preparations for night one of my party tonight need to be made. I will talk to you beautiful fuckers later, and I can't wait to hear the avalanche of excuses "Ashley" makes up when either account returns.
 
Just got back from the store, and I wanted to pop in after a while and see if there are any more changes.

TWO AND A HALF HOURS OF SILENCE. Immediately after Ashley's real account gets unbanned.

Now either Ashley stopped pig raging in the middle of her pig rage, or the more logical scenario happened.

We called out a fucking FRAUD.

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Vingle said:
I don't see why Pedofails would impersonate Fatshley. He just continues to get more and more pathetic.
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He thought that he was going to get away with it and took advantage of the fact that Ashley's account was banned.

But he fucked up and flunked the stooge test by quoting something that I had said privately about Gargamel to him when I was all butt hurt at Gargamel back in the day.

Calling someone a sociopath that visualizes every human interaction as a business transaction they can benefit from is an extremely specific insult to say about someone.

I was 100% sure at that point that it wasn't Ashley, and 90% sure that it was kiwi, because I said that to him in private.

After that if you just look at the style of writing and things that are out of character for Ashley (I highlighted some of them in the last few pages) it was easy to see that human cig doesn't stand up to scrutiny.

It's a bad imitation of someone trying to be Ashley (and I can't believe I'm complimenting her) but they lack the prose and the ability to articulate themselves as good as she does. Because I do think that Ashley is an annoying idiot that brings this bullying on herself, but she is a hell of a talker.
 
Gargamel said:
Maybe he's butthurt that he got kicked out of the podcast.
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He quite literally kicked HIMSELF out of the podcast. And he's free to call in whenever he wants that's why we give out the code and the password before every show in the kick chat.

We weren't the ones who had a freak out over a harmless joke. We weren't the ones who went on a tantrum and deleted everybody's accounts and went scorched Earth. We weren't the ones who were creeping on people's DMs and using every little thing they could to dig up dirt on people.

The guy was a scumbag. I don't know for sure if human cig was kiwi but I'm 100% sure it wasn't Ashley.

I mean for Christ's sake why would she make a self-deprecating joke about her own name as her username? Her name is Ashley and I have a penchant for calling her Ash to get on her nerves to make it sound like we're on friendly terms when we aren't. She is the ASH from a human cigarette, hence "Human Cig".

When have you ever known Ashley to be able to make a joke at her own expense on this forum?
 
Gargamel said:
Can somebody please tell me what happened?
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Basically what happened was all of my WrestleMania night one predictions were right on the money. I mean accurate enough that I said that Paul Heyman was going to turn on CM Punk and Roman for Seth and it happened.

The only thing that I got wrong was Tiffany Stratton retained her title. Other than that I was batting a thousand.
 
Iyo Sky said:
Basically what happened was all of my WrestleMania night one predictions were right on the money. I mean accurate enough that I said that Paul Heyman was going to turn on CM Punk and Roman for Seth and it happened.

The only thing that I got wrong was Tiffany Stratton retained her title. Other than that I was batting a thousand.
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Nobody cares fatso, professional wrestling is for children and white trash men with the minds of children.

The only people intimidated by you are your preteen cousins you're molesting.
 
Iyo Sky said:
265 give or take. I know because your wife is probably 5'3 and weighs 190 that you think 265 is morbidly obese, but when you're still doing your workout routine every morning and you haul heavy concrete chunks for a living, 265 is pretty good at 6'2 if that weight isn't from fat which it isn't.

Thanks, TRT!!!
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Post your pic or else you're hugely fat and addicted to sitting, a big part of why you're still mad at kiwifails is because he called you a terminal alcoholic after having daily private convos with you for several months.
 
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