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If it was you'd still consider it kosher baby 😜
I'm sorry I said all that mean stuff about you, actually I now think you're cool and I'm jealous of your life and think your kids love you. I've just been eating a pound of jellybeans every day for the last month and it hasn't been making me feel good. I took it out on you sorry.
 
The distraught 16 year old who wanders in at the end nearly in tears and is like "uhh I don't know what's happening" and nektar goes look you little fag you need to harden your heart to get into awful screaming matches with other alcoholic men on the internet. 10/10 no notes
 
We need the next episode to be even more explosive. I think I can now handle this level of a circus. Ken was speechless, I think that's a good thing.





 
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We need the next episode to be even more explosive. I think I can now handle this level of a circus. Ken was speechless, I think that's a good thing.
I've a lot to say about kiwifails and none of it is nice. He is the only one of you that I honestly hate. I've also got something to say about running kiwisplinters and the giving of brooms, and maybe a bit about how people tend to warm up to me and how it is sometimes linked to closet homosexuality. I have some things to say about a certain alcoholic, too, however I'm not sure if I'm allowed to.

But I'm no good at talking over people, like at all, so we'll see how far I get.
 
I've a lot to say about kiwifails and none of it is nice. He is the only one of you that I honestly hate. I've also got something to say about running kiwisplinters and the giving of brooms, and maybe a bit about how people tend to warm up to me and how it is sometimes linked to closet homosexuality. I have some things to say about a certain alcoholic, too, however I'm not sure if I'm allowed to.

But I'm no good at talking over people, like at all, so we'll see how far I get.

I can try and work something out. Mostly future shows are unpredictable and I have no clue who's going to join but if I can remember I'll try to have you make a statement about what you need to get off your chest during the call.
 
Where's home boy at. I hope he didn't do anything violent. I really don't feel like getting a knock on my door because he decided to plant bombs in a walmart.
He's not smart enough to make anything like that, if anything happened he probably hit his mom and is in jail or else he went haywire on whatever relatives are keeping him alive over the weekend and they dumped him in rehab.
 
Where's home boy at. I hope he didn't do anything violent. I really don't feel like getting a knock on my door because he decided to plant bombs in a walmart.

I wanted to plant bombs at Walmart but the liberal Media tells me I have to plant them at Safeway.

He's a true Ralphamale, so writing the script for how it was all a work I'd assume

No it was a complete shit show and very much a shoot, not a work. I told Yandere I was going to get bombed for episode 3 to see if it worked.

Obviously it didn't but at least I hope my drunken behavior was entertaining.

We will return to form on the next episode. Sometimes you have to take risks to make things interesting and obviously that one didn't pay off.
 
I wanted to plant bombs at Walmart but the liberal Media tells me I have to plant them at Safeway.



No it was a complete shit show and very much a shoot, not a work. I told Yandere I was going to get bombed for episode 3 to see if it worked.

Obviously it didn't but at least I hope my drunken behavior was entertaining.

We will return to form on the next episode. Sometimes you have to take risks to make things interesting and obviously that one didn't pay off.

we need an aggressive milf on the show. we're missing that feminine dynamic where you can project your hardships on to her as if it's one of your exs

keems doing it and I personally enjoy middle aged women going at it
 
Once we master the perfect formula. Everything will be just like this watermelon.

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