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Ken how does it make you feel that you've lost so hard at life when so many autistic people are kind and respected members of their families and communities?
 
Affirming the forum is part of the neurodiversity community isn't really any big surprise. The neuro-divergent community has pretty much been present since the beginning. So why is this "taking advantage" of @Kenopsia ?
You admitted recently that the real reason you plaster your forum with LGBTQIAP+ and neurodiversity virtue signals is to get back on the good side of Tranny Twitter and the political left. Even before that, it was painfully obvious that you were attempting to pinkwash Onion Farms. I see right through your bullshit, Ken. You are a complete and total fraud.

@Kenopsia is highly impressionable (which is perfectly normal for his age) and you're taking advantage of that by trying to suck him into attempt #7419 to move your site away from lolcows and towards current events and mainstream gossip. It's never going to happen, but you got this cute zoomer boy thinking it's gonna be great and all his hard work is gonna pay off and everybody will be rich and live happily ever after. You're lying to him for your own (hopeful) gain, which is going to end the same way it always ends.

You also apparently manipulated him into taking back his (and notably, not your) podcast that he had asked me to take over when he found dealing with certain people to be a bit much. Now let me be clear. I don't need a podcast, and I wasn't trying to take it over. I was asked to carry the torch, and I decided it was in the best interest of this poor excuse of a sektur that I do so. I accepted that even though it represented an ongoing commitment that would cost me a lot of time and effort at the expense of other things in my life. You couldn't handle the idea of something bearing the Onion Farms name (which I kept solely out of respect for @Kenopsia) being managed by someone not under your thumb. That's fucking pathetic.

It does mean I'm now free of the responsibility of running a podcast, which is great because I got shit to do. That's still an L on your part though, because you fully intend to use him for all he's worth. He's better off without you, and you have no podcast without him.

Oh, one last thing, please tell the class why you gave admin to a known pedophile and let him read DMs using an add-on that you arguably shouldn't even have installed.
 
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She's a he.
 
You admitted recently that the real reason you plaster your forum with LGBTQIAP+ and neurodiversity virtue signals is to get back on the good side of Tranny Twitter and the political left. Even before that, it was painfully obvious that you were attempting to pinkwash Onion Farms. I see right through your bullshit, Ken. You are a complete and total fraud.

@Kenopsia is highly impressionable (which is perfectly normal for his age) and you're taking advantage of that by trying to suck him into attempt #7419 to move your site away from lolcows and towards current events and mainstream gossip. It's never going to happen, but you got this cute zoomer boy thinking it's gonna be great and all his hard work is gonna pay off and everybody will be rich and live happily ever after. You're lying to him for your own (hopeful) gain, which is going to end the same way it always ends.

You also apparently manipulated him into taking back his (and notably, not your) podcast that he had asked me to take over when he found dealing with certain people to be a bit much. Now let me be clear. I don't need a podcast, and I wasn't trying to take it over. I was asked to carry the torch, and I decided it was in the best interest of this poor excuse of a sektur that I do so. I accepted that even though it represented an ongoing commitment that would cost me a lot of time and effort at the expense of other things in my life. You couldn't handle the idea of something bearing the Onion Farms name (which I kept solely out of respect for @Kenopsia) being managed by someone not under your thumb. That's fucking pathetic.

It does mean I'm now free of the responsibility of running a podcast, which is great because I got shit to do. That's still an L on your part though, because you fully intend to use him for all he's worth. He's better off without you, and you have no podcast without him.

Oh, one last thing, please tell the class why you gave admin to a known pedophile and let him read DMs using an add-on that you arguably shouldn't even have installed.
We have always had people from the Gay and Lesbian community on Onionfarms. We have always had people from the neurodiversity spectrum on Onionfarms. I put this on Onionfarms because of what happened to Kiwifarms. It was a wise decision to protect Onionfarms from falling into the same pitfalls as Kiwifarms. There was a drop Onionfarms campaign that was beginning to forment on Twitter. I took steps to ensure that we had a natural immunity to ensure nothing like that would happen to Onionfarms. This campaign simply fell apart because there was no interest in this. There is nothing to apologize for. This is called being a good global administrator looking out for the forum's best interests.

We are broadening our reach towards current events and mainstream gossip in addition to lolcows. Nothing forces us to have to choose one or the other. We can do both. The term "lolcow" is an artificial definition that is poorly defined. A lot of "lolcows" are already in the celebrity-sphere or are highly followed public figures. Again, I am acting in the best interests of the community by broadening the scope of what we cover. I have no idea if we will be "rich" or not. But a global administrator is supposed to act in the best interests of the community to help it grow. If you want to keep Lounge96 as a small niche forum, that is your right. But it's not going to change my right on how I choose to grow Onionfarms.
By the way the Nigerians that help me are real people not phantoms.
 
Oh, one last thing, please tell the class why you gave admin to a known pedophile and let him read DMs using an add-on that you arguably shouldn't even have installed.
Kiwifails was promoted because he appeared to be genuinely interested in growing the forum. There was a falling out over the podcast as well as on the forum and a decision was made to take him off staff and delete his account to prevent any more ill will from developing. After we discovered him going into personal DMs, it was the right decision to make. Kiwifails posted what he did on your forum in the middle of a heated fight from a legal but controversial website.
 
Kiwifails was promoted because he appeared to be genuinely interested in growing the forum. There was a falling out over the podcast as well as on the forum and a decision was made to take him off staff and delete his account to prevent any more ill will from developing. After we discovered him going into personal DMs, it was the right decision to make. Kiwifails posted what he did on your forum in the middle of a heated fight from a legal but controversial website.
1: You deleted the pic edited to look like a child for him off OF before you jannied him. Just because someone is interested in a position, doesn't mean it makes them competent.

2: You knew he had a hateboner for me and that he tried to make me back down by spreading my compromised pics. In case you didn't know, this is revenge porn by it's purest definition. I even sent in a report for it, and you still let him do it.

3: You created that debate thread with the title of trying to make me unreasonable for not accepting what you pet-pedo is acting towards me.
 
We have always had people from the Gay and Lesbian community on Onionfarms. We have always had people from the neurodiversity spectrum on Onionfarms.
There are plenty of LGB and autistic kiwis, A few unironic kiwi troons too. No kiwi gives a flying fuck if Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt supports their particular diversions. To a gay or autistic, this shit at the top of your front page is pure cringe. Again, we don't give a fuck and we don't need you to tell us.
I put this on Onionfarms because of what happened to Kiwifarms. It was a wise decision to protect Onionfarms from falling into the same pitfalls as Kiwifarms. There was a drop Onionfarms campaign that was beginning to forment on Twitter. I took steps to ensure that we had a natural immunity to ensure nothing like that would happen to Onionfarms.
You pinkwash OF in a futile attempt to shield against the troons who went after Josh. You miss the mark completely and demonstrate your complete and total lack of understanding as to why the troons went after Josh, and why Josh was vulnerable to the troons in the first place.
This campaign simply fell apart because there was no interest in this.
"The campaign" was Dan, and Dan alone, playing a prank on you. Nobody gives enough of a fuck to actually try to take down OF.
There is nothing to apologize for.
Actually, there is. You can apologize for being cringe as fuck and offending LGB and autistic kiwis with your virtue signalling bullshit.
This is called being a good global administrator looking out for the forum's best interests.
It's called managing your brand image and you do a horrible job of it.
We are broadening our reach towards current events and mainstream gossip in addition to lolcows. Nothing forces us to have to choose one or the other. We can do both.
Really now? Isn't this what you were talking about way back in 2022, at the height of #dropkiwifarms? What progress have you made in three years time? Accepting that you can't cut lolcows out of the plan? Any other progress in three years time? Why do you waste peoples' time on these pointless endevours?
The term "lolcow" is an artificial definition that is poorly defined.
A lolcow is an individual who can be milked for laughs. Either they're making milk on their own, or third parties are doing the milking, or some combination of the two. The resulting laughs are had at the cow's expense. This isn't rocket science, Ken.
A lot of "lolcows" are already in the celebrity-sphere or are highly followed public figures.
Yes, there are a lot of rich and famous lolcows. This isn't new.
Again, I am acting in the best interests of the community by broadening the scope of what we cover.
Again, why are you talking about this in 2025? Shouldn't it have happened years ago when you had the idea?
I have no idea if we will be "rich" or not.
You will always lose money while your membership laughs at Ashley and seethes at Josh. You will, from time to time, have people come along who show interest in building something for you, but it will always fail in the end, because you can't work with people.
But a global administrator is supposed to act in the best interests of the community to help it grow.
Sure Ken, but where is that growth? Fake journalists? Ghost ghostwriters? A pedophile narcissist telling you exactly what you want to hear? Wholesale copying of tired ideas that didn't work for other sites? Have you ever considered that lolcows are a niche that doesn't play nicely with the mainstream?

And why the fuck do you let minors use your site, which has harbored multiple known pedophiles?
If you want to keep Lounge96 as a small niche forum, that is your right.
Lounge 96 is a chill club for kiwis, nothing more, nothing less. I have realistic expectations, you do not.

Reminder for anyone reading this: Ken has been trying to launch various sites to no avail long before he got lucky with OF, and has not stopped failing since. They all essentially go nowhere before being steamrolled to make way for the Next Big Thing. He lives as if it's still 1999 and merely having a website means you have potential.
But it's not going to change my right on how I choose to grow Onionfarms.
Dude you can do whatever you want. It doesn't change the fact that it's morally WRONG to lie to people to trick them into giving you free labor. You're playing on peoples' emotions, peoples' want to be a part of some up and coming thing, and peoples' desire to keep the lolcow dream going. There's a good reason why so many people have moved on from OF over the years, or passed it up entirely.
By the way the Nigerians that help me are real people not phantoms.
Why the fuck would Nigerians want anything to do with a white American boomer? Don't you realize they already have their established news outlets, tabloids, gossip forums, televison shows, and other forms of media that are Nigerian based, Nigerian owned and Nigerian operated? Literally the only thing you have in common with them is the English language.

The Nigerian reporter was a fake, end of story.
Kiwifails was promoted because he appeared to be genuinely interested in growing the forum.
You smelled free labor, and you gave it a broom. It smelled vulnerable boomer, and played you like a fiddle.
There was a falling out over the podcast as well as on the forum
You either knew or should have known that kiwifails was a poor choice for any position of authority, because you saw his battle against me play out on your very forum. You of course like this, because in your mind any bad thing happening to Lounge 96 or it's Jewish ownership is a good thing for OF.
and a decision was made to take him off staff and delete his account to prevent any more ill will from developing.
Damage control.
After we discovered him going into personal DMs, it was the right decision to make.
Karma's a bitch, idn't she?

A responsible administrator never would have given a broom to a known narcissist, let alone a known pedophile, especially not AFTER it posted a jailbait image that made you uncomfortable. That's one big difference between you and me, Ken. I did not give kiwifails a broom, because I knew from the moment he asked for one it'd be a mistake. Looking back at the huge mess left in his wake on your site, I couldn't have been more right.

It was you that made the choice to extend priviledge to kiwifails. The mass destruction that followed needn't happened. It's your fault, Ken.
Kiwifails posted what he did on your forum in the middle of a heated fight from a legal but controversial website.
What the fuck does this even mean?
 
2: You knew he had a hateboner for me and that he tried to make me back down by spreading my compromised pics. In case you didn't know, this is revenge porn by it's purest definition. I even sent in a report for it, and you still let him do it.
That's pretty fucked up, bro. But doesn't this violate some European laws? Onion Farms is hosted in Holland (for fuck knows what reason) and must therefore be in compliance.

I seem to remember a bunch of people telling Ken it's a terrible idea to move the server out of Panama, but everyone knows a responsible administrator never listens to his users.
 
Kiwifails was promoted because he appeared to be genuinely interested in growing the forum. There was a falling out over the podcast as well as on the forum and a decision was made to take him off staff and delete his account to prevent any more ill will from developing. After we discovered him going into personal DMs, it was the right decision to make. Kiwifails posted what he did on your forum in the middle of a heated fight from a legal but controversial website.
Ken this HR robot affect is grating especially when I've heard you act like a rapey lunatic slob on the podcast talking about my body.

Just admit that at best you don't give a fuck that someone is jacking off to kids and at worst you're also into pedophilia. Nobody buys this playing at being a businessman act when the content on your forum is disgusting and insane. The truth is you've never had any friends and the type of forum you run is attracting morally depraved dregs over and over again because you're a big sloppy sexually perverted hog, which you're perfectly happy with.

Also are you not going to answer me about how you're going to pay for the defamation suit and how you're going to make your case to normal people who don't post on your pervert board? Let me repeat again you seem like the kind of touchy feely sociopath who would rape a family member like chris-chan if he was lonely and wanted it enough. Come do something about it fatty.
 
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That's pretty fucked up, bro. But doesn't this violate some European laws? Onion Farms is hosted in Holland (for fuck knows what reason) and must therefore be in compliance.
He got butthurt over me saying he should see the DM's on KF with the Russian twink for himself, as he demanded proof of the twink asking for the pics.

I'm choosing to let it be, because lol. It's on an obscure forum nobody will visit. Even it being on KF haven't bit me in the ass.
 
There are plenty of LGB and autistic kiwis, A few unironic kiwi troons too. No kiwi gives a flying fuck if Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt supports their particular diversions. To a gay or autistic, this shit at the top of your front page is pure cringe. Again, we don't give a fuck and we don't need you to tell us.

You pinkwash OF in a futile attempt to shield against the troons who went after Josh. You miss the mark completely and demonstrate your complete and total lack of understanding as to why the troons went after Josh, and why Josh was vulnerable to the troons in the first place.

"The campaign" was Dan, and Dan alone, playing a prank on you. Nobody gives enough of a fuck to actually try to take down OF.

Actually, there is. You can apologize for being cringe as fuck and offending LGB and autistic kiwis with your virtue signalling bullshit.

It's called managing your brand image and you do a horrible job of it.

Really now? Isn't this what you were talking about way back in 2022, at the height of #dropkiwifarms? What progress have you made in three years time? Accepting that you can't cut lolcows out of the plan? Any other progress in three years time? Why do you waste peoples' time on these pointless endevours?

A lolcow is an individual who can be milked for laughs. Either they're making milk on their own, or third parties are doing the milking, or some combination of the two. The resulting laughs are had at the cow's expense. This isn't rocket science, Ken.

Yes, there are a lot of rich and famous lolcows. This isn't new.

Again, why are you talking about this in 2025? Shouldn't it have happened years ago when you had the idea?

You will always lose money while your membership laughs at Ashley and seethes at Josh. You will, from time to time, have people come along who show interest in building something for you, but it will always fail in the end, because you can't work with people.

Sure Ken, but where is that growth? Fake journalists? Ghost ghostwriters? A pedophile narcissist telling you exactly what you want to hear? Wholesale copying of tired ideas that didn't work for other sites? Have you ever considered that lolcows are a niche that doesn't play nicely with the mainstream?

And why the fuck do you let minors use your site, which has harbored multiple known pedophiles?

Lounge 96 is a chill club for kiwis, nothing more, nothing less. I have realistic expectations, you do not.

Reminder for anyone reading this: Ken has been trying to launch various sites to no avail long before he got lucky with OF, and has not stopped failing since. They all essentially go nowhere before being steamrolled to make way for the Next Big Thing. He lives as if it's still 1999 and merely having a website means you have potential.

Dude you can do whatever you want. It doesn't change the fact that it's morally WRONG to lie to people to trick them into giving you free labor. You're playing on peoples' emotions, peoples' want to be a part of some up and coming thing, and peoples' desire to keep the lolcow dream going. There's a good reason why so many people have moved on from OF over the years, or passed it up entirely.

Why the fuck would Nigerians want anything to do with a white American boomer? Don't you realize they already have their established news outlets, tabloids, gossip forums, televison shows, and other forms of media that are Nigerian based, Nigerian owned and Nigerian operated? Literally the only thing you have in common with them is the English language.

The Nigerian reporter was a fake, end of story.

You smelled free labor, and you gave it a broom. It smelled vulnerable boomer, and played you like a fiddle.

You either knew or should have known that kiwifails was a poor choice for any position of authority, because you saw his battle against me play out on your very forum. You of course like this, because in your mind any bad thing happening to Lounge 96 or it's Jewish ownership is a good thing for OF.

Damage control.

Karma's a bitch, idn't she?

A responsible administrator never would have given a broom to a known narcissist, let alone a known pedophile, especially not AFTER it posted a jailbait image that made you uncomfortable. That's one big difference between you and me, Ken. I did not give kiwifails a broom, because I knew from the moment he asked for one it'd be a mistake. Looking back at the huge mess left in his wake on your site, I couldn't have been more right.

It was you that made the choice to extend priviledge to kiwifails. The mass destruction that followed needn't happened. It's your fault, Ken.

What the fuck does this even mean?
It's so cute when both of you act like any of this matters or is real. I had a web forum when I was 16 that had more users on it than either of these sites, we talked about books and anime.
 
Will Jack blow up toward me on another Friday night causing another show to be cancelled? Stay tuned to find out!
Has anyone suggested to you that you don't have to continue communicating with him? There's ten thousand tweaking uncharismatic retards who think they're amazingly interesting gifted comedians right now on Streamyard who are carbon copies of him, let me tell you right now this guy is not your ticket to fame or an easy life.
 
1: You deleted the pic edited to look like a child for him off OF before you jannied him. Just because someone is interested in a position, doesn't mean it makes them competent.

2: You knew he had a hateboner for me and that he tried to make me back down by spreading my compromised pics. In case you didn't know, this is revenge porn by it's purest definition. I even sent in a report for it, and you still let him do it.

3: You created that debate thread with the title of trying to make me unreasonable for not accepting what you pet-pedo is acting towards me.
I did not delete Kiwifails account. It was another admin that did so.
 
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