Recent content by Human Cig

Jacked guys at that height are like 240 tops, you're lying and miscalculated the lie. You are Ken shaped lol You spend all day getting paranoia about the internet you aren't working out

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Are you rlly 270 pounds lmao

Hey jack here's a lesson in how to be a successful comedian. Be capable of self-deprecating humor instead of talking your shitty life up as amazing you fat slimebag

You also said you were 270 on the "show". Get some exercise bitch tits.

God man you claim you have 3 kids who are probably also low impulse control and have knocked up women too young. Get off the internet and get a fucking life. This was pathetic when it started but that podcast really makes me sick.

Well it's not only degenerate, whatever that actually means, it means you're an opportunistic sociopath who sees relationships with other humans as transactional and you're constantly objectifying others and thinking about them in terms of what they offer you or if they satisfy what your dick...

You and jack both. You don't rack up 3 marriages before age 40 because you're a well adjusted kind guy who's a good partner and friend. I'm so happy I'd never get online and bitch like he does his ex-wives, it's so pathetic.

That's weird, before now you were calling him a smelly oaf who pays for sex and has a "stinky ship"? Maybe you should work on having a stable personality.

Don't worry bae I've been more active because I've had a flu the last couple weeks. When I disappear you guys will go back to finding problems with each other and raging paranoia and trying to find who is the new kiwifails and a toxic narc etc. You wouldn't stop badmouthing these guys until I...

I would rather kill myself than speak about any of you irl besides to authorities lol. This loser and ken actually think they're going to get famous and influence people by hosting the Johns with mental problems hour and talking about how they wouldn't fuck me for minutes at a time. They're...

Jack I have some advice for how you might double your viewership. Have all of you tried taking your own advice and ignoring me? Like ken told me when I told him to leave me alone over and over again, it's just text on a screen. So why is this the third episode and you're still having insane...

That didn't last long. 166 views on your podcast. I guess there's no demand for listening to fat psychos scream about internet women they picked fights with and we can call this another failed ken project. He's 66 this year, surely he'll someday figure out how to be likeable and get one...

Ken you are a childless friendless wifeless sex creep fatass living in a literal basement like a musty child touching cryptid and the depths of embarassing and self-incriminating bullshit that internet creeps will convince you to do is endless. You are sub chris-chan in that I think even he...

Also lol that you are 270 pounds. Congrats on the drunkard fupa.