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You are trying way too hard to sound like Ashley, because now I'm going back and reading the posts and laughing.
Funny how you're trying to keep the focus on arguing with me instead of refuting the claim that this is kiwi fails.
Any sensible person would have jumped on the "you're a fucking MORON if you think this is Kiwifails if I was wrong" you stayed silent because you know you're caught.
You also said you were 270 on the "show". Get some exercise bitch tits.
Ashley speaks with more prose than this and uses better grammar
When has Ashley ever used the word "like" as a pause in a statement like I do?
As dumb and annoying as she is Ashley would never be caught dead using low rent vernacular like "bae"
I guess I should have been reading your posts. I would have saw that this account was faker than a tranny's zipper tits a mile off.
Directing all the anger towards me for the podcast when I was the one the entire time trying to take the attention off of Ashley?
If anything Ashley wouldn't be trying to keep a fight going with me, because I'm trying to get everyone to shut up about her.
Do you know who would keep a fight going with me? The guy who I ripped a new asshole on the first episode of the podcast.
You're caught, kiwi fails. Just fess up.
Are you rlly 270 pounds lmao
265 give or take. I know because your wife is probably 5'3 and weighs 190 that you think 265 is morbidly obese, but when you're still doing your workout routine every morning and you haul heavy concrete chunks for a living, 265 is pretty good at 6'2 if that weight isn't from fat which it isn't.
Thanks, TRT!!!
Also Ashley would never abbreviate a word like an internet idiot by taking out two vowels. She fancies herself above that.
You're doing a really bad impression kiwi.
FAT
Whatever you say.
Just because you and your wife are morbidly obese doesn't mean people on legal steroids are
So for the record...
You aren't going to deny that youre kiwi fails?
Ashley suddenly woke up one day and decided to use a VPN, change the way that she speaks in her posts, start posting in the middle of the night and we're just supposed to believe that she sounds like a different person doing their best impression of Ashley?
Okay, I guess we're going with that
You aren't going to deny that youre kiwi fails?
Ashley suddenly woke up one day and decided to use a VPN, change the way that she speaks in her posts, start posting in the middle of the night and we're just supposed to believe that she sounds like a different person doing their best impression of Ashley?
Okay, I guess we're going with that
Jacked guys at that height are like 240 tops, you're lying and miscalculated the lie. You are Ken shaped lolWhatever you say.
Just because you and your wife are morbidly obese doesn't mean people on legal steroids are
You spend all day getting paranoia about the internet you aren't working out
@register is unbanned. Come tell me how you really feel, 
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The identity of @Human Cig is being investigated.
.The identity of @Human Cig is being investigated.
@register is unbanned. Come tell me how you really feel,
The identity of @Human Cig is being investigated.
I think in the meantime, the name plate should be changed from "Persona non FATa" to "Possibly Kiwifails"
The real Ashley would not have fucked up a sentence as simple as "you spend all day getting PARANOID about the internet" not "you get paranoia" she is a stickler for grammar and good sentence structure and you displayed none in that quoted text. Also that should have been two sentences not one runoff one.
Also, we're STILL waiting. You went from responding within 2 minutes like clockwork to radio silence for 15 minutes.
Funny how that happened as soon as Ashley's main account got unbanned. You're in a conundrum now where if you post as Human Cig we are all going to know it's kiwi, so you have to wait for the real Ashley to come back, if that even happens.
