Recent content by The Guntichrist

It's not really the same insult coming from you since you'd have to suck the spare change from your sugar uncle's dingus first

Nice. I just read his latest two, The Passenger / Stella Maris. Really enjoyed No Country and The Road but have yet to dive into Blood Meridian. Edit: Gonna start listening to it tonight

What would you do if you came in the room and Ashley's hand was stuck in the dryer?

Also, this final Austin cold snap has me pissed off 😡

Meh, been very much SSDD (same shit different day) Kicking it with the homies is getting boring because these niggas have like zero goals beyond getting to the next buzz, like some fucked off Pac-Man. I've been simultaneously more of a wingnut magnet and repellent. (A wingnut is a crazy person...

Me Chinese, me play joke Me go peepee on your grave

Cringe and larp pilled

As a Lopez it's my duty to outbid the honkies. $250, final offer

Glad you stuck around, we're inherently less faggy than Kengle's kenghole

Stormers Are Forever t. Mr. Bond

Literally a pedophile and dumber than a bag of tranny cocks

Josh is under 300 now in my professional opinion, what with having to move around and no longer having easy access to cheap fancy cheese. But you can hear the warble in his voice and the way he has to struggle to get a laugh out, likely due to a tractor tire of fat still around his waist. TL;DR...