fnaarf
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are you truly surprised
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If you hook up with this guy irl I will personally give you $500
Of course not. She lies about everything else why would she keep her word on this?
Good morning by the way Beet Foot. It's 7:00 a.m. and I'm at my desk taking calls and dicking around on the internet. What are YOU doing up this early, since you posted like 10 minutes ago?
Penny pinching whore.
fnaarf
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ew. make it $2000
You forgot three zeroes.
As a Lopez it's my duty to outbid the honkies.
$250, final offer
Hey, fuck you. That "ew" better be about the price and not about me.
You get it for free whenever you want
Hathaway bump!
Artemis
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Me too.
Artemis
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Thanks to my first wife I already know how good kosher pussy feels, so you can keep the whole thousand as long as you don't tell my old lady.
Jackie boy is in this for the strange
not the change 
It's not really the same insult coming from you since you'd have to suck the spare change from your sugar uncle's dingus first
Artemis
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I literally don’t have a single relative in the UK. The only thing I’m sucking are my vapes
Artemis
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This
Dear, you obviously suck at many things, not just vaping. Do reconsider my latest sincere advice
Artemis
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Reconsider suicide bro