Dan when you inevitably get arrested for something, loitering or violent threats probably, I want you to know I remember when you knew I was leftist and couldn't stop talking about how cool and righteous I was. And how I ignored you because anyone sane can see you as a walking red flag.
Ashley Stankowski
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BigFanOfTheKillstream
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Yeah, I made a good choice for my health. Am I meant to be ashamed of that? You should consider drying out for a few weeks, see if being a seething fatty fatty 4x4 is a good call
Don't know who that is, ya gay nerd
I got out of prison almost a decade ago and haven't got so much as a jaywalking ticket since. I think I'll be alright.
Would you like to know why I went to prison? You just have to ask and remember to use the please word. It's probably really scandalous and a sex crime or something :p
Don't know how you latched onto this idea besides projection but the last time I drank was christmas. I got my husband a drone and he got me a piece of soviet pottery. Did anyone love you enough to get you anything?
BigFanOfTheKillstream
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That's nice, dear
No. It was just my pet rat Spamtaro and I, in our double wide dumpster. But I do consider the nuzzles and Cocoa Puffs he leaves in my jacket pocket to be the best gifts possible.
Well that's actually not entirely true, he gave me some paint also.
So nobody greeted you or gave you a gift on xmas? That's really sad. Maybe you should stop being a racist prick.
BigFanOfTheKillstream
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The real spirit of Christmas is found in giving, not receiving, so the HPV I gave that girl was all I needed
Refrigerated Embaby
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Imagine not having the Gardasil shot... smdh.
BigFanOfTheKillstream
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What's the number one rule of improv? Anyone in the class? ... smdhh
Refrigerated Embaby
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1. Be vaccinated before starting.