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Dogisaga-fag
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Nool made a board for Thanksgiving https://kiwifarms.st/forums/gobble-gobble.137/
He made one for Christmas last year, with guest posting enabled. It went away in January.
Deleted already. What was even the point of that?
>Discussion thread on a "lolcow"
>Temp ban anyone giving even mild criticism, which is happening because the other posters aren't funny
Behold, "free speech"!
I wouldn't be surprised though if the ban was actually for the end of the post, where the poster was making fun of Elon Musk. Because Joshua Moon generally white knights for Musk, even though Musk is declared a "lolcow". But who knows. Null was bitching about Starlink the other day, which he pays $250 a month for. So maybe Musk is on his shitlist now. Null has the same amount of loyalty and faithfulness as a PMSing BPD woman on crack.
Btw, fuck Google. Make sure to use an ad blocker like uBlock Origin or Brave browser to block all of their ads.
Kiwi Fags froth at the mouth and seethe with rage at the idea of having any kind of interactions with real life people (I mean interacting with a "lolcow" who isn't Null). First funny thing I've seen on Fag Farms in awhile, thanks to the troll. It usually takes a little bit of effort and personal sacrifice to make anything funny in that wasteland, tbh.
Btw, being too much of an A-Log used to be frowned upon, more than Null's made up rule of "don't interact with
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Invalid media or Track 0 bad - disk unusable.
More lost posts due to administrative incompetence.
This reminds me of when he locked the Donald Trump thread after Trump won the popular election, because "it was the most active thread and crashed the site".
It seems like the Kiwi Farms "database" or "back end" is close to falling apart and can't take any surge in activity. If that is what is actually causing the crashes.
Kiwi Farms could go away forever and I wouldn't give a shit.
It's looking bad for Kiwifagbros. Site still down.
Also bad for Onionbros, who have nothing else to talk about every day.
Amazing also to note that a supposedly 20,000 user website has no spillover to its splinters when its down. Actually, I find that
impossible to believe.
Also bad for Onionbros, who have nothing else to talk about every day.
Amazing also to note that a supposedly 20,000 user website has no spillover to its splinters when its down. Actually, I find that
impossible to believe.
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Invalid media or Track 0 bad - disk unusable.
For a website that went through all sorts of shit to even exist in {{ current_year }}, it's disappointing to see that a high amount of traffic, assuming that Josh is telling the truth about it, can still take it down. Maybe Josh should work on shoring it up instead of PMSing at everyone who has a valid technical complaint. Then again, it's Josh. Dude is his own worst enemy.
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Invalid media or Track 0 bad - disk unusable.
So let's see... using a secondhand, probably consumer grade SSD that came with your used server you got off eBay... storing the database on that one SSD, with absolutely no redundancy... I mean, it's probably better than Onion Farms, but that's not saying much.
The database should have been stored on redundant storage. Ideally, multiple SSDs that are rated for the kind of abuse thousands of users using your site would inflict, with a solid RAID solution to ensure no data loss and ideally no restoring from backups.
With ZFS, he could have stuck four SSDs in there and done a four way stripe-mirror with a very minimal write performance hit and up to a 2x read performance boost, with block level checksums, guarranteed file integrity, and automatic healing. Any one SSD could have failed and the site stays up. To recover, you turn off the server, swap the bad SSD, and turn the server back on. The site remains up while ZFS clones the relevant data to the new SSD and then you're done. If you only need the capacity of one SSD, then a four way mirror would give you the same results except that any three SSDs could fail and the site stays up, at the cost of increased wear and tear on the SSDs.
But then again, this is a guy who is so inept that he doesn't even know what server he bought or what it's motherboard has for ports and slots. What he is saying doesn't even make sense anyway, as the board only has one NVMe slot on it. Yes, I'm aware you can get riser cards that adapt one PCIe x16 slot to four M.2 slots, but that would give him five total.
The database should have been stored on redundant storage. Ideally, multiple SSDs that are rated for the kind of abuse thousands of users using your site would inflict, with a solid RAID solution to ensure no data loss and ideally no restoring from backups.
With ZFS, he could have stuck four SSDs in there and done a four way stripe-mirror with a very minimal write performance hit and up to a 2x read performance boost, with block level checksums, guarranteed file integrity, and automatic healing. Any one SSD could have failed and the site stays up. To recover, you turn off the server, swap the bad SSD, and turn the server back on. The site remains up while ZFS clones the relevant data to the new SSD and then you're done. If you only need the capacity of one SSD, then a four way mirror would give you the same results except that any three SSDs could fail and the site stays up, at the cost of increased wear and tear on the SSDs.
But then again, this is a guy who is so inept that he doesn't even know what server he bought or what it's motherboard has for ports and slots. What he is saying doesn't even make sense anyway, as the board only has one NVMe slot on it. Yes, I'm aware you can get riser cards that adapt one PCIe x16 slot to four M.2 slots, but that would give him five total.
Ran IQ testing algorithm on Null's essay:
95 is considered a little above average... In India.
To be fair, I overlooked the broken last sentence that happened because his spiel was so long, it didn't fit in the context box. But I doubt that docked more than a point or two off his score.
95 is considered a little above average... In India.
To be fair, I overlooked the broken last sentence that happened because his spiel was so long, it didn't fit in the context box. But I doubt that docked more than a point or two off his score.
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The shit that happened with Destiny is something on it's own, but what did tranny lady Jocelyn learn about with the Greer situation, nothing, this is just that in it's own form. Like somebody else said, Josh is his own worst enemy. What I'm saying is that Josh not complying to take someone's shit down just leads to worse shit for him.