kiwifails

Gargamel

Gargamel

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So, I don't think I'll ever get around to writing an OP on this fucker. Sorry, I just don't have the motivation to do it all myself. We can use this thread to discuss kiwifails and as a repository for information on him. I will add relevant information to this post.

Backstory
kiwifails joined Onion Farms (date?) after being banned from Kiwi Farms. kiwifails has always been secretive of his Kiwi Farms username. According to him and his buddy @Shadfan666xxx000, he needed a fresh start and his past was unimportant and irrelevant. kiwifails is a very angry individual and a highly manipulative narcissist, as evidenced by his very public departures from Lounge 96 and Onion Farms. kiwifails is power hungry and got extremely butthurt when he failed to gain priviledges on Lounge 96. His manipulation and narcissistic bullshit ultimately lead to him getting banned. He did suceed in getting admin status on Onion Farms, but it went to his head and he ended up getting banned there too, but not before deleting the user accounts of @Anne Hathaway and @Kenopsia, and supposedly reading other users' DMs.

kiwifails has posted jailbait to Lounge 96 and Onion Farms. The images posted were two different images of the same girl. I deleted the post on Lounge 96 immediately and he got extremely butthurt about it. @Radish Foot Hunter, owner of Onion Farms, deleted the post on his site, though he did defend it's morality for a while after. Ken, pedo defender he is, also deleted some posts about this incident that were crititcal of kiwifails.
:pedofails:

kiwifails is irrationally hateful towards furries, but he has an apparent affinity for cartoon cats, which, combined with his obvious mental illness, leads me to believe he's likely a shunned fur.


Usernames
kiwifails on Onion Farms (100%)
Catbert on Lounge 96 (100%)
PinkPineapples on Lounge 96 (his wife according to him)
NyQuilninja on Kiwi Farms (90%)
MegaVolt on Kiwi Farms (20%)
 
this asshole was saying you were logging into peoples accounts as global and cso asked you about it and you denied it

Like this is how much this guy has it out for you and I really didn't give a fuck if it was true or not im just trying to post my sex stories on my thread and help grow the rose one
 
Gargamel said:
So, I don't think I'll ever get around to writing an OP on this fucker. Sorry, I just don't have the motivation to do it all myself. We can use this thread to discuss kiwifails and as a repository for information on him. I will add relevant information to this post.

Backstory
kiwifails joined Onion Farms (date?) after being banned from Kiwi Farms. kiwifails has always been secretive of his Kiwi Farms username. According to him and his buddy @Shadfan666xxx000, he needed a fresh start and his past was unimportant and irrelevant. kiwifails is a very angry individual and a highly manipulative narcissist, as evidenced by his very public departures from Lounge 96 and Onion Farms. kiwifails is power hungry and got extremely butthurt when he failed to gain priviledges on Lounge 96. His manipulation and narcissistic bullshit ultimately lead to him getting banned. He did suceed in getting admin status on Onion Farms, but it went to his head and he ended up getting banned there too, but not before deleting the user accounts of @Anne Hathaway and @Kenopsia, and supposedly reading other users' DMs.

kiwifails has posted jailbait to Lounge 96 and Onion Farms. The images posted were two different images of the same girl. I deleted the post on Lounge 96 immediately and he got extremely butthurt about it. @Radish Foot Hunter, owner of Onion Farms, deleted the post on his site, though he did defend it's morality for a while after. Ken, pedo defender he is, also deleted some posts about this incident that were crititcal of kiwifails.
:pedofails:

kiwifails is irrationally hateful towards furries, but he has an apparent affinity for cartoon cats, which, combined with his obvious mental illness, leads me to believe he's likely a shunned fur.


Usernames
kiwifails on Onion Farms (100%)
Catbert on Lounge 96 (100%)
PinkPineapples on Lounge 96 (his wife according to him)
NyQuilninja on Kiwi Farms (90%)
MegaVolt on Kiwi Farms (20%)
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Kenopsia said:
Dude said you gave away gift cards 100x
When I wanted to talk about nature and cars

"Oh btw, yk daniel sleeps in computer cafes and lost his job in IT so that's why Gargamel is paying him in Gift cards to try to fuck with people"
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Big G gift cards, eh? If I wanted to send anonymous shekels to someone, I'd almost certainly use crypto. In the case of @The Guntichrist, cash in an envelope addressed to Daniel Lopez, General Delivery, City, State would do it just as well.
Kenopsia said:
this asshole was saying you were logging into peoples accounts as global and cso asked you about it and you denied it

Like this is how much this guy has it out for you and I really didn't give a fuck if it was true or not im just trying to post my sex stories on my thread and help grow the rose one
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I've never had privilege on OF so I have no idea where this one came from.
 
Gargamel said:
Big G gift cards, eh? If I wanted to send anonymous shekels to someone, I'd almost certainly use crypto. In the case of @The Guntichrist, cash in an envelope addressed to Daniel Lopez, General Delivery, City, State would do it just as well.

I've never had privilege on OF so I have no idea where this one came from.
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I thought the same thing about the crypto idea. dude makes up wild shit about anyone and everyone

He said I created Rose as a concept but yet she proofed to him that she existed. He's say Jack is uncontrollable when he takes his T sups, you already know what he said about Daniel and he was so against anyone going onto your website. But who started all of this shit was because his wife told him what to do and that went far up his ass then she goes after me for no fucking reason so I made a domestic abuse joke toward her and then all hell broke loose

I want this bitch boy to come on my show so fucking bad.
 
Well let's not bury the headline about kiwi fails. Everything stems from an UNGODLY meltdown he had over a throwaway joke line that I made in Discord.

We were recording for a podcast and kiwi thought it would be a good idea to have his bitch pretend to be him (he took my "you should always make sure you're a character" gimmick to heart but he missed the point of it) and he was micromanaging and snapping on her so hard that she actually stopped all of us talking and yelled at him "I'M NEVER FUCKING DOING THIS FOR YOU AGAIN IF YOU DON'T STOP YELLING AT ME" it was extremely awkward but we all ignored it.

Ask people like Frosty, Shad, Yandere, etc. who were actually at the recordings and they can verify that I was talking about things like having seen the painting "storm on the Sea of Galilee" before it was stolen when I was a little boy at the Boston art museum and things of that nature. I was sober and not once did anything even remotely racial or even provocative come up in the two or three hours that we were all recording together. We didn't even curse.

I noticed a significant change in his attitude as he was editing the podcast sessions, because he became much more controlling and micromanaging when it came to Onion Farms. He started deleting my posts or editing them saying that "your stupid reaction posts bring nothing to the table" or "stop double posting it's not good for the site" which makes no sense because Onion Farms is an autistic shitposting site.

He started to become extremely controlling until one day when I snapped at him over my content in the comedy lounge. The comedy Lounge was a brainchild of my own where I could write weird stuff and just kind of go off on my own tangents. Sort of like the stuff I wanted to do on this website in it's inception, but alas... creative differences. Water under the bridge. The point is that I actually got mad and yelled at him because he started merging things in my section that I was the moderator for together when I specifically asked him not to.

His wife told him he was wrong AND MADE HIM APOLOGIZE TO ME OVER THE PHONE. Needless to say, all of these things probably contributed to his meltdown. Finally one night I decided to get nice and we were all screwing around in the Discord and he decided to say something that rubbed everyone the wrong way (I'm pretty sure it was when he just blurted out "fuck all of you losers" for no reason)

Jokingly, I decided to rib him and said "problems with the wife, sweetie?" Or something to that effect. Bro lost his mind harder than Ashley does when you try to get her to tell the truth.

Lounge 96 caught a good amount of the complete and utter meltdown that he had, and it was actually pretty hilarious. He deleted accounts, he told lies, and the funniest part about it was that he stooged on himself. He's threatened to reveal all the dirt he had against all of us, which proved that he was collecting dirt on all of us 😂

And the tragic thing about this kid is the fact that despite him always prying about how our day was and things about our personal life, he forgot what I always told him: treat the internet like the witness protection program. You tell three lies for every truth, never let anyone too close to you.

A man so pathetic that the only person that would listen to his outrageous accusations was Ashley.

A pathetic end to a pathetic person.
 
Anne Hathaway said:
Well let's not bury the headline about kiwi fails. Everything stems from an UNGODLY meltdown he had over a throwaway joke line that I made in Discord.

We were recording for a podcast and kiwi thought it would be a good idea to have his bitch pretend to be him (he took my "you should always make sure you're a character" gimmick to heart but he missed the point of it) and he was micromanaging and snapping on her so hard that she actually stopped all of us talking and yelled at him "I'M NEVER FUCKING DOING THIS FOR YOU AGAIN IF YOU DON'T STOP YELLING AT ME" it was extremely awkward but we all ignored it.

Ask people like Frosty, Shad, Yandere, etc. who were actually at the recordings and they can verify that I was talking about things like having seen the painting "storm on the Sea of Galilee" before it was stolen when I was a little boy at the Boston art museum and things of that nature. I was sober and not once did anything even remotely racial or even provocative come up in the two or three hours that we were all recording together. We didn't even curse.

I noticed a significant change in his attitude as he was editing the podcast sessions, because he became much more controlling and micromanaging when it came to Onion Farms. He started deleting my posts or editing them saying that "your stupid reaction posts bring nothing to the table" or "stop double posting it's not good for the site" which makes no sense because Onion Farms is an autistic shitposting site.

He started to become extremely controlling until one day when I snapped at him over my content in the comedy lounge. The comedy Lounge was a brainchild of my own where I could write weird stuff and just kind of go off on my own tangents. Sort of like the stuff I wanted to do on this website in it's inception, but alas... creative differences. Water under the bridge. The point is that I actually got mad and yelled at him because he started merging things in my section that I was the moderator for together when I specifically asked him not to.

His wife told him he was wrong AND MADE HIM APOLOGIZE TO ME OVER THE PHONE. Needless to say, all of these things probably contributed to his meltdown. Finally one night I decided to get nice and we were all screwing around in the Discord and he decided to say something that rubbed everyone the wrong way (I'm pretty sure it was when he just blurted out "fuck all of you losers" for no reason)

Jokingly, I decided to rib him and said "problems with the wife, sweetie?" Or something to that effect. Bro lost his mind harder than Ashley does when you try to get her to tell the truth.

Lounge 96 caught a good amount of the complete and utter meltdown that he had, and it was actually pretty hilarious. He deleted accounts, he told lies, and the funniest part about it was that he stooged on himself. He's threatened to reveal all the dirt he had against all of us, which proved that he was collecting dirt on all of us 😂

And the tragic thing about this kid is the fact that despite him always prying about how our day was and things about our personal life, he forgot what I always told him: treat the internet like the witness protection program. You tell three lies for every truth, never let anyone too close to you.

A man so pathetic that the only person that would listen to his outrageous accusations was Ashley.

A pathetic end to a pathetic person.
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Two skeevy bums outside the liquor store yelling at each other
 
Gargamel said:
I've never had privilege on OF so I have no idea where this one came from.
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That came from the fact that he literally got caught doing exactly that with people's DMS and posts. Dude abused his power and I will lose all respect for Ken if he ever lets kiwi anywhere near his website again.
 
Gargamel said:
Big G gift cards, eh? If I wanted to send anonymous shekels to someone, I'd almost certainly use crypto
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I am personally a fan of Monero as there's no receipt but thank you as always for the gift cards. I could have never afforded that OnePlus 13 without you, your time, your patience and most importantly your consideration.
 
@Gargamel I recommend that this be moved to the lolcow section because the Dude is so sensitive that you can get him to completely lose his fucking mind just by saying one or two things to him. Not to mention the fact that the tantrum he had was so epic it was hilarious.
 
Anne Hathaway said:
That came from the fact that he literally got caught doing exactly that with people's DMS and posts. Dude abused his power and I will lose all respect for Ken if he ever lets kiwi anywhere near his website again.
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It's pretty interesting you didn't have a falling out over the allegations he was a pedo or that he was posting pedo material which he was definitely doing, you kept right on talking to him after that happened. You both had a gay meltdown because of competing personality/substance abuse disorders over forum bullshit nobody sane would ever care about.
 
register said:
It's pretty interesting you didn't have a falling out over the allegations he was a pedo or that he was posting pedo material which he was definitely doing, you kept right on talking to him after that happened. You both had a gay meltdown because of competing personality/substance abuse disorders over forum bullshit nobody sane would ever care about.
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Yes Ashley hello we see you. Okay we are paying attention to you. This thread is about kiwi fails. Not everything is about you Ashley. Thank you. Goway now.
 
register said:
Just bringing it to everyone's attention that you knew kiwifails was posting jailbait and you were still talking to him. You had zero issue with it at all.
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You post on a site you claim is full of dogfuckers, pedophiles, and Jews, and you repeatedly ban evade on another site that is run by a pedophile defender with a lolicon fetish. You have zero apparent issue with this.
 
Gargamel said:
You post on a site you claim is full of dogfuckers, pedophiles, and Jews, and you repeatedly ban evade on another site that is run by a pedophile defender with a lolicon fetish. You have zero apparent issue with this.
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And to be honest I had no idea about the pedophilia stuff until I heard it from you.

I thought you were just calling him pedo fails to be funny and troll him.
 
Anne Hathaway said:
@Gargamel I recommend that this be moved to the lolcow section because the Dude is so sensitive that you can get him to completely lose his fucking mind just by saying one or two things to him. Not to mention the fact that the tantrum he had was so epic it was hilarious.
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Yeah I think maybe Lolcows might be a better place for this considering his saga spans at least three different sites and Discord.
Anne Hathaway said:
I thought you were just calling him pedo fails to be funny and troll him.
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I wish it were, I well and truly believe he is in need of a visit from Chris Hansen.

BTW, does anyone know roughly where he's from? I know the correct answer to this but I'm not sure if it's public info or not.
 
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