homosexual simulator: I want to suck that juicy cock over there, i want to put my cock between that dude's plump ass, woah 4.5% apy on a cd? what the fuck i'm hard as a rock, i want to bend this dude making my sub sandwich over and fuck him gay, this guy making small talk at me in the gym wants to fill my cherry pit asshole with his thick cock, etc. constantly all the time. you can change a few of those words around and get a heterosexual simulator if you're careful.