OF General 1.0

[mtil]

post yourself on a scale babe

 

[Gargamel]

A guy gave me a damaged case of canned apple juice that was imported from Vietnam. It was extra thick and had a lot of texture. It was the tastiest apple juice I've ever had.

It's too bad I can't find any US distributors for this particular brand. I could import it myself but I did the math and figured out that with the minimum order quantity I'd have to drink like four cases a week or else some of it would go out of date before I got to it. That's probably too much juice for me sadly.

I'd pay in wangs or dongs or whatever the fuck if I could find someone selling it smaller quantities, or some people to do group buy on a truckload.

 

[fnaarf]

You aren't doing anything to disprove lol

I don't really care that much about disproving it to you. every time you bleat about how your life is so good it comes off as cope even in the extremely narrow chance it's true and I have zero reason to believe it wouldn't come off the same to you the other way round if I told you all the extremely boring details about my contentment and happiness with my life

A guy gave me a damaged case of canned apple juice that was imported from Vietnam. It was extra thick and had a lot of texture. It was the tastiest apple juice I've ever had.

It's too bad I can't find any US distributors for this particular brand. I could import it myself but I did the math and figured out that with the minimum order quantity I'd have to drink like four cases a week or else some of it would go out of date before I got to it. That's probably too much juice for me sadly.

I'd pay in wangs or dongs or whatever the fuck if I could find someone selling it smaller quantities, or some people to do group buy on a truckload.

if there's a Vietnamese restaurant near you maybe you can import it and sell off the excess to them?

 

[mtil]

if there's a Vietnamese restaurant near you maybe you can import it and sell off the excess to them?

fucking clever jews scheming how to get their apple juice & get paid at the same time. i'm gonna go do fent.

 

[Frosty Fetus]

It was extra thick

No wonder you like it so much

 

[Iyo Sky]

A guy gave me a damaged case of canned apple juice that was imported from Vietnam. It was extra thick and had a lot of texture. It was the tastiest apple juice I've ever had.

It's too bad I can't find any US distributors for this particular brand. I could import it myself but I did the math and figured out that with the minimum order quantity I'd have to drink like four cases a week or else some of it would go out of date before I got to it. That's probably too much juice for me sadly.

I'd pay in wangs or dongs or whatever the fuck if I could find someone selling it smaller quantities, or some people to do group buy on a truckload.

Have you tried looking for it on Yami? That's an app that will mail you foods from all over Asia, and you don't have to buy them wholesale.

I'm lucky because in 2007 they started selling Chang here in America, and if I want Tsingtao I can just go to my wife's work and get some.

 

[The Guntichrist]

This forum has become Ashley Farms and at this point I'd like her restricted to one thread, lest we become known as nothing more than this.
Or she could stop being a bleating sow, go back to opinion posting instead of failing to own even the stupidest person in the room?
Even I'm finding this boring.
Stfu already Ashley, Hayseuss Kristo

 

[Gargamel]

This forum has become Ashley Farms and at this point I'd like her restricted to one thread, lest we become known as nothing more than this.
Or she could stop being a bleating sow, go back to opinion posting instead of failing to own even the stupidest person in the room?
Even I'm finding this boring.
Stfu already Ashley, Hayseuss Kristo

Ken is way more boring. At least Ashley can make retarded arguments with racial slurs while pretending to be a libshit snowflake while showing her true Commu-Nazi colors.

 

[register]

Ken is way more boring. At least Ashley can make retarded arguments with racial slurs while pretending to be a libshit snowflake while showing her true Commu-Nazi colors.

I remember when both you and Ken were making this big production about how awesome and successful your respective forums were going to be and how much blood and sweat and sacrifice went into it etc. How are you going to attract new sustained users when one of the main posters at both places is a feral meth addict that can't stop posting about how much baht got him laid in Vietnam etc? Like who is going to sign up that isn't looking for csam or Matt Forney-like tips from him on how to fuck minors without getting caught?

Like as much kiwis are freaks I think even they can smell this and will stay far away from you. It's amusing how there's something about my personality that always makes the stupidest degenerates drop any pretense to the point of self-sabotage. Ken used to talk about advertising to normal people on reddit, now he's totally abandoned that is appearing on a podcast with this scumbag who is blatantly in the grips of meth psychosis wigging out about how he can't decide if I'm a real person or not and how fucking prostitutes is totally normal and nothin to worry about d00d. Who wants it lol

 

[register]

This forum has become Ashley Farms and at this point I'd like her restricted to one thread, lest we become known as nothing more than this.
Or she could stop being a bleating sow, go back to opinion posting instead of failing to own even the stupidest person in the room?
Even I'm finding this boring.
Stfu already Ashley, Hayseuss Kristo

Deep down you really are just an autistic nerd, Dan. Doesn't get much more impotent than playing hall monitor and fussing about forum access I obviously do not give a fuck about

 

[Vingle]

New sticker:
Uno Reverse
It's for when someone is saying something to you that is really more befitting of them. You can reverse that shit right back onto them with this Uno card.

Deep down you really are just an autistic nerd, Dan. Doesn't get much more impotent than playing hall monitor and fussing about forum access I obviously do not give a fuck about

I rated the first post befitting of a Uno Reverse, what a milestone!

 

[Gargamel]

I remember when both you and Ken were making this big production about how awesome and successful your respective forums were going to be and how much blood and sweat and sacrifice went into it etc. How are you going to attract new sustained users when one of the main posters at both places is a feral meth addict that can't stop posting about how much baht got him laid in Vietnam etc? Like who is going to sign up that isn't looking for csam or Matt Forney-like tips from him on how to fuck minors without getting caught?

Like as much kiwis are freaks I think even they can smell this and will stay far away from you. It's amusing how there's something about my personality that always makes the stupidest degenerates drop any pretense to the point of self-sabotage. Ken used to talk about advertising to normal people on reddit, now he's totally abandoned that is appearing on a podcast with this scumbag who is blatantly in the grips of meth psychosis wigging out about how he can't decide if I'm a real person or not. Who wants it lol

Lounge 96 is for kiwis, not the general public, though they are welcome here nonetheless. Lounge 96 is also strictly 18+. Lounge 96 is a service provided for free to it's users, who's direction is largely driven by it's users, with zero expectation that it will ever be anything other than a money pit. I want to see this shekel drain prosper, not because I want to be rich or famous or anything, but rather because I believe people deserve a proper alternative to Kiwi Farms. Though I have some doubts about growth viability given the large number of kiwis who have apparently moved on entirely, I don't let that stop me from having a good time here. We may or may not have capped out on growth, and that's okay if true. I love you all and I greatly appreciate the support most of you give me, and this site will certainly be something I look back upon fondly in 30 or 40 years from now when Internet forums are completely extinct.

Onion Farms (.net) is a get rich quick scheme with a five figure deficit, one in a long line of get rich quick schemes masterminded by one Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt. Ken has had a number of harebrained ideas on how to grow his site, including one asinine idea in 2022 to abandon the kiwisplinter format and move towards mainstream celebrity gossip, which literally caused me to look at other alternatives and largely forget his site even existed for a couple of years. He has attempted to open the site up to minors, has attempted to kill the lulz on many occasions, has harbored multiple known pedophiles and an apparent wife beater, and will keep anybody around regardless of how bad they are so long as they support his vision and him having 100% control. Ken is an enemy of fun and constantly goes against his users' wishes in the persuit of nonexistant earnings potential. Onion Farms looks like ass, has zero quality control, is riddled with inconsistences, discontinuities, misspellings, retarded design choices, a very high Injun to Cheif ratio, far too much shit nobody cares about, and is riddled with the remnants of failure, Ken hates his users and views them as objects to be used in the persuit of money. He only keeps them around because a dozen posts a day from people he hates is better than nothing at all. Ken will keep Oniom Farms and related sites nobody cares about going until he's dead or out of money, but it's extremely unlikely the forum will grow any larger than it is presently. Even if KF suffers major downtime again, Onion Farms is not likely to grow meanngfully.

tl;dr you're a stupid cunt.

 

[Iyo Sky]

It's 7:24 am. I just sat down to do the schedule for next week and Ashley is a fat pig. That is an undeniable truth. We have seen her fat face, masculine jawline and beet red hoof.

 

[register]

Lounge 96 is for kiwis, not the general public, though they are welcome here nonetheless. Lounge 96 is also strictly 18+. Lounge 96 is a service provided for free to it's users, who's direction is largely driven by it's users, with zero expectation that it will ever be anything other than a money pit. I want to see this shekel drain prosper, not because I want to be rich or famous or anything, but rather because I believe people deserve a proper alternative to Kiwi Farms. Though I have some doubts about growth viability given the large number of kiwis who have apparently moved on entirely, I don't let that stop me from having a good time here. We may or may not have capped out on growth, and that's okay if true. I love you all and I greatly appreciate the support most of you give me, and this site will certainly be something I look back upon fondly in 30 or 40 years from now when Internet forums are completely extinct.

Onion Farms (.net) is a get rich quick scheme with a five figure deficit, one in a long line of get rich quick schemes masterminded by one Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt. Ken has had a number of harebrained ideas on how to grow his site, including one asinine idea in 2022 to abandon the kiwisplinter format and move towards mainstream celebrity gossip, which literally caused me to look at other alternatives and largely forget his site even existed for a couple of years. He has attempted to open the site up to minors, has attempted to kill the lulz on many occasions, has harbored multiple known pedophiles and an apparent wife beater, and will keep anybody around regardless of how bad they are so long as they support his vision and him having 100% control. Ken is an enemy of fun and constantly goes against his users' wishes in the persuit of nonexistant earnings potential. Onion Farms looks like ass, has zero quality control, is riddled with inconsistences, discontinuities, misspellings, retarded design choices, a very high Injun to Cheif ratio, far too much shit nobody cares about, and is riddled with the remnants of failure, Ken hates his users and views them as objects to be used in the persuit of money. He only keeps them around because a dozen posts a day from people he hates is better than nothing at all. Ken will keep Oniom Farms and related sites nobody cares about going until he's dead or out of money, but it's extremely unlikely the forum will grow any larger than it is presently. Even if KF suffers major downtime again, Onion Farms is not likely to grow meanngfully.

tl;dr you're a stupid cunt.

I think you might be as autistic as Ken and didn't understand anything I wrote. Why would someone sign up with someone like Jack here if they are female, or a normal human who thinks bragging about purchasing womens' bodies in places like Vietnam makes you a disgusting, repulsive pig? You've reduced the forum culture to a very small pool of unsavory posters. Why would anyone want to talk to any of you, even from kiwi farms?

I asked Ken the same thing when p much the only feature of his forum is a small pool of autistic men obsessing about me. What is the point of advertising on reddit or the like if you repel any female users who know they might be next in line?

Fnarrf doesn't count and is an isolated case because 1) she is clearly insane and has a nazi fetish 2) it's not known if she's really a woman

 

[register]

Imagine being one of the hundreds of radical feminists from KF and seeing this mess and this tweaking loser writing essays about how fucking destitute women in impoverished countries is awesome. Why would anyone come here if you're trying to attract "kiwis" or whatever?

 

[mtil]

Why would someone sign up with someone like Jack here if they are female
Fnarrf doesn't count and is an isolated case because 1) she is clearly insane and has a nazi fetish 2) it's not known if she's really a woman

i always knew you were the man and 'mr' jankowski was the lady in that stable relationship of yours. also, fnaarf is a tranny - i did a thorough neck picture evaluation and determined if I bought a nice razor my neck would be about as feminine as mr fnaarf's.

 

[Gargamel]

I think you might be as autistic as Ken and didn't understand anything I wrote. Why would someone sign up with someone like Jack here if they are female, or a normal human who thinks bragging about purchasing womens' bodies in places like Vietnam makes you a disgusting, repulsive pig? You've reduced the forum culture to a very small pool of unsavory posters. Why would anyone want to talk to any of you, even from kiwi farms?

That's a "you" problem; kiwis largely don't give a flying fuck about this kind of thing, even if some of them claim to. It's ingrained culture.

I asked Ken the same thing when p much the only feature of his forum is a small pool of autistic men obsessing about me. What is the point of advertising on reddit or the like if you repel any female users who know they might be next in line?

That's Ken's problem. Lounge 96 is not advertised anywhere and knowledge of this site spreads by word of mouth only. Lounge 96 is for kiwis, not redditors.

Fnarrf doesn't count and is an isolated case because 1) she is clearly insane and has a nazi fetish 2) it's not known if she's really a woman

@fnaarf, tranny or not, is better and more desirable than you in every measurable way.

Imagine being one of the hundreds of radical feminists from KF and seeing this mess and this tweaking loser writing essays about how fucking destitute women in impoverished countries is awesome. Why would anyone come here if you're trying to attract "kiwis" or whatever?

Why do you project your personal views on the users of Kiwi Farms?

 

[register]

That's a "you" problem; kiwis largely don't give a flying fuck about this kind of thing, even if some of them claim to. It's ingrained culture.

What people don't think being a John is disgusting scum behavior besides other Johns? What universe do you live in lol. Women think it's disgusting, rightwingers think it's disgusting, feminists think it's disgusting. I'm pretty sure that even your fellow fur fags would think going to a destitute country to pick up young girls who need money is disgusting.

That's Ken's problem. Lounge 96 is not advertised anywhere and knowledge of this site spreads by word of mouth only. Lounge 96 is for kiwis, not redditors.

Whose mouth? I don't think I've even seen this site mentioned on KF.

@fnaarf, tranny or not, is better and more desirable than you in every measurable way.

It's so funny you think anyone wants to touch any of your dirty dicks. Nobody offered, I'm happily married.

Why do you project your personal views on the users of Kiwi Farms?

I think you and ken are too stupid and anti-social to understand optics or how to get a "community". It's comical how eager he was to defend his sad and perverse sex history for all to see and it's similarly insane how welcoming you are to this tweaking freak. Believe me it does not look good for either of you and I have no idea why you put the effort in to begin with.

 

[fnaarf]

if I'm not a woman can one of you figure out why I keep having periods bc this shit suuuucks

 

[Gargamel]

What people don't think being a John is disgusting scum behavior besides other Johns? What universe do you live in lol. Women think it's disgusting, rightwingers think it's disgusting, feminists think it's disgusting. I'm pretty sure that even your fellow fur fags would think going to a destitute country to pick up young girls who need money is disgusting.

I don't care about this.

Whose mouth? I don't think I've even seen this site mentioned on KF.

How would you know?

It's so funny you think anyone wants to touch any of your dirty dicks. Nobody offered, I'm happily married.

I'm gay.

I think you and ken are too stupid and anti-social to understand optics or how to get a "community". It's comical how eager he was to defend his sad and perverse sex history for all to see and it's similarly insane how welcoming you are to this tweaking freak. Believe me it does not look good for either of you and I have no idea why you put the effort in to begin with.

You're jealous he won't stick his dick in your ass. Guess what, Ashley? I won't stick my dick in your ass either.