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Any highlights from episode 3? I somewhat care about this but I'm occupado catching up on my favorite lolcow podcast
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Going from memory, so I might have it a bit wrong and it might be colored:
@Iyo Sky, (who is commonly known as Anne Hathaway Fan, AHF, Jack, and says his real name is Johnathan, for those of you from the future), at the beginning of the podcast, was very adamant that he does not want @register on the show, and does not want to talk about her at all. This does further cement the popular theory that she managed to get under his skin. If I were there, we definitely would have talked about Ashley. Well, at least if Jack didn't talk over everything.

@Iyo Sky was drunk AF and got into it with Nektar, who notably did not appear to be intoxicated. There was a lot of back and forth between Nektar and Jack, mostly with Jack talking over people when the conversation wasn't going his way, though Nektar did talk over Jack too. Nektar appeared bothered by the idea that he could be muted, and at one point was arguing with @Kenopsia about getting the 5 minutes of uninterrupted floor time vs getting two. He showed signs of entitlement at times, which is an aspect of Nektar previously unknown to me.

On OF, Jack allegedly edited one of Nektar's posts, and Nektar went to the admins to complain. Jack apparently feels justified with his action, but is pretend-sorry about the incident. Jack says Nektar is a bitch for ratting him out, and Nektar says Jack's sweeping was inappropriate. Nektar makes a good point about jannies: the best broom is the one you don't know about.

Apparently someone was dumb enough to give him admin for a short time (?) and on stream he said to Nektar something along the lines of "I thought about/could have deleted your account, but I didn't", which is fucking retarded. When pressed, he couldn't come up with a good explanation as to why he would do this or how it would be appropriate for him to do so.

Nektar's conclusion was that Jack is a bitch-made narcissist alcoholic with a porn addiction. I have never considered the possibility of Jack being a narcissist, but the idea is probably going to have me in deep thought for some time to come.

@Frosty Fetus came in near the end and asked Nektar to give him the Cliff Notes on the above, but Nektar wanted to tell the whole story in excruciating detail. Frosty made a valiant attempt to push the conversation towards something worth listening to, to no avail. At some point Nektar made an obscure gay reference that I didn't even get despite being 90% gay, and we learned that Frosty is 1. Korean, and 2. not gay.

@Kenopsia, likely seeing this episode going nowhere after an hour plus of a drunk arguing with a pensioner, abruptly pulled the plug. It reminds me of that time Josh tried to interview Channing Crauger (spelling?) who was clearly high as a kite and completely unable to function, though this episode wasn't nearly as disastrous. I come away feeling a bit differently about Nektar.

Anyway, I thought Jack was trying to kick the bottle 🤔
Lmao password loss imminent
When he came back I told him straight up I knew how it would end. I really hate it when I'm right 😥

ETA: I just remembered that @Kenopsia and @Iyo Sky got into a really weird and gay exchange where Jack claimed to have pulled some strings to get Keno admin status on OF. I still to this day don't understand why the site needs so many brooms, or why brooms are handed out to people who can't take the role seriously.
 
Do you have access to his medical records or are you just blowing smoke out your ass?
Just think Ken, if you were a pleasant dude and not a deplorable pervert and terrorizer of women maybe in a different timeline I could have hosted the onioncast where I mostly just sperg about Miyazaki animation or politics or a bunch of different things weekly. I could have even probably recruited some weirdos floating around from the old chapotraphouse sub. Alas, you are a broken asshole and this is the legacy you chose.
 
Just think Ken, if you were a pleasant dude and not a deplorable pervert and terrorizer of women maybe in a different timeline could have hosted the onioncast where I mostly just sperg about Miyazaki animation or politics or a bunch of different things weekly. I could have even probably recruited some weirdos floating around from the old chapotraphouse sub. Alas, you are a broken asshole and this is the legacy you chose.
Would you like to do a show with me?
 
Nektar, you also have NPD and were probably just a few fewer deep than Johnathan, you really should think about ending this endeavor with me and quietly slipping away after that very very embarrassing and very very vindicating for me display you put on showing your tiny dick and balls homie.
 
Nektar, you also have NPD and were probably just a few fewer deep than Johnathan, you really should think about ending this endeavor with me and quietly slipping away after that very very embarrassing and very very vindicating for me display you put on showing your tiny dick and balls homie.
You are absolutely not a threat to the creepy Brit and you never will be.
 
dogfucker
Can I be known as a trash fucker in your head canon? It'd give me a plethora of reaction images to shoehorn in
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Are you saying his real name is Jack and the Johnathan thing is a coverup?
I would assume so. The first name reveal seemed very accidental, this one seems convenient
 
No, because I don't find it demeaning that you're homeless
It's honestly pretty rad most of the time
I simply question the reasons it happened 👍
As I've explained, I got bored of my shitty apartment, became a carnie, quit being a carnie and have been hopping around the country since looking for a new place to settle down.
Or maybe it's because I'm a racist blublublublu, as you so succinctly say lol. If only I could stop bringing up racial IQ statistics when submitting my rental applications
 
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You're such a coward lol. You've spent so much time sucking up to these shmucks and you're still terrified they'll laugh at you, on a board with maybe 6 active people. Nobody gives a fuck who you are and it would be impossible to pick you out of the thousands of people in your city, I'm just curious how sickly and bad vibes you are.
it's called a "fair trade" baby girl. you post a pic I post a pic!
No, because I don't find it demeaning that you're homeless, I simply question the reasons it happened 👍
you would piss on a homeless guy and give him to ICE if he made you angry enough don't patronize us
 
She has compassion for all marginalized people (that agree with her)
Don't think I've ever said bad people don't deserve for bad things to happen to them.

Like if you're a second generation immigrant and love Trump because he's harassing and deporting people, you're a piece of shit.

If you are Black and want to be a cop you are a race traitor.

If you are homeless, get lucky, become a landlord and use your new station to screw other people over then you are a piece of shit

This isn't hard at all, I think most sane people of a certain IQ can grasp it which definitely isn't fnaarf.
 
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