The body parts of Daniel Lopez [Dan general discussion + Daniel's blog]

Ugh, I had an unusually retarded morning and am mad enough to post about it.
TL;DR an old friend of mine is now tweaked out and thinks he runs shit at the spot my oldest school homies hang out, just because he got a $5/day "maintenance" job. Stupid White nigger doesn't realize the pull I have, but he will.
Anyway, I'm feeling tilted enough to start hitching. I'm looking for my tranny fren because he's the only nigger out here I can really enjoy being around. Ugh, I wish I could explain my life in more detail, but I have to switch cities.
I'm really just a silly guy and when things become too serious I must skidaddle. My name is Puck and I'm here to fuck
 
Time to hit these dusty fucking trails 🤠
Hitting the highways once I've found my sidekick. If by sundown I ain't found one fuck em. I got to move the fuck around lest I be stabbed or bludgeoned.
 
The Guntichrist said:
Ugh, I had an unusually retarded morning and am mad enough to post about it.
TL;DR an old friend of mine is now tweaked out and thinks he runs shit at the spot my oldest school homies hang out, just because he got a $5/day "maintenance" job. Stupid White nigger doesn't realize the pull I have, but he will.
Anyway, I'm feeling tilted enough to start hitching. I'm looking for my tranny fren because he's the only nigger out here I can really enjoy being around. Ugh, I wish I could explain my life in more detail, but I have to switch cities.
I'm really just a silly guy and when things become too serious I must skidaddle. My name is Puck and I'm here to fuck
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What an asshole.
The Guntichrist said:
Time to hit these dusty fucking trails 🤠
Hitting the highways once I've found my sidekick. If by sundown I ain't found one fuck em. I got to move the fuck around lest I be stabbed or bludgeoned.
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Are you taking your fake titty friend with you? I hope so.
 
The Guntichrist said:
My name is Puck and I'm here to fuck
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Never knew you were a magical catboy too UwU
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Ugh, I got punched dead ass in the snoot today. I earned it admittedly but I have no overall complaints.
TL;DR some faggot street nigger told me not to piss behind the dumpster I've pissed behind for ~10 years. Yadda yadda was talked but I upped the ante by walking around the neighborhood advertising where meth could be purchased. There after, the retarded White nigger asked me if I was the one who tagged the neighborhood with "Meth sold here; ask for Patrick".
Being not a bitch IRL I said hell yeah I did it and I'm going to do it again. Naturally the crack faggot punched me immediately in the face, I guess expecting to drop me. Now I have to inflict retaliation upon this retard, which is incredibly tiresome
 
The Guntichrist said:
Personally I think it's just a red herring. If there was an actual man involved I doubt he'd be such a giant pussy that he'd hide behind your skele skirt
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Not everyone has a public presence like mine, and although he’s strong enough and technically literate enough, I’d rather not drag him into my shit on a deeper level (any more than I have) as he’s already pretty paranoid about other stuff and I’m extremely protective.
 
The Guntichrist said:
Being not a bitch IRL I said hell yeah I did it and I'm going to do it again.
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I disagree that shutting up about stuff that will lead to physical harm makes one a bitch. Sometimes you just don't want to go through the hassle of getting confronted and punched.
+ It's sort of fun to make the cracker confused.
 
Artemis said:
Why do you constantly troll shield Dan? It’s pathetic.
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What trolling do I need shielding from exactly? I can handle mean words on the Internet without having to pay a retarded teenage ogre to swat people for me, unlike you, Smelly Skelly
 
•I have dun goofed and would be wise to leave town/state asap. I will not elaborate, I mentioned the deal before
•It's crazy how much more human an opiate addict is compared to a meth nigger
•I wasn't able to call into the pod today because I let my phone card lapse and was on wifi in a public place. I'd have liked to speak to Gargamel and Nektar. Kenopsia seems like a chill guy too and has done a good job of moderating discussions from what I've seen
Klaask said:
Gargamel please can you trollshield me
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You seem like you might actually be doing an irony with the degeneracy. Alas, you've let known pedophiles into your circle, so no benefit of the doubt.
Also, are you and your friends actually fucking retarded enough to believe Elaine's horse shit? That bitch is dumber than a box of rocks and half as useful
 
The Guntichrist said:
You seem like you might actually be doing an irony with the degeneracy.
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I stopped pedolarping myself a while back since it got boring for me. Yes, to set the record straight, I'm not actually a MAP. In other news, santa claus isn't real.
The Guntichrist said:
Alas, you've let known pedophiles into your circle, so no benefit of the doubt.
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How other people lead their lives is none of my business. Whilst my own larp was purely ironic (and done for my own entertainment, as well as to ragebait others), I have nothing against people who are unironic about it. I'm not a moral crusader. I have 0 reason to care about what other people do in their spare time.
The Guntichrist said:
Also, are you and your friends actually fucking retarded enough to believe Elaine's horse shit? That bitch is dumber than a box of rocks and half as useful
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I didn't mention Elaine whatsoever in my original post. It seems you might be, as woahjak.party users would put it, "obsessed o algo".
 
Klaask said:
I have nothing against people who are unironic about it. I'm not a moral crusader.
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You said you stopped larping as a pedo, but then you go on to say it's completely okay that pedos assault children and scar them for life.
I don't think you were larping, and pic related.
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