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What are you up to?

Today is the day I've realised I've begun to get dummy thicc. I walk at an incline every other day yea, but today. I had to keep my shorts up to my navel, because my thighs were HURTING from rubbing together. And yes, it's red and it looks like an STD. There is one PT I see there with big thighs and his shorts is a bit... Too high? It isn't to look sexy, I think. But it literally hurts if the thighs rub directly.

And there is some young guy that have begun waving to me there, he totally fucking wants me. He looks to be Slavic, as my pheromones only works on those #CzezhHunter
Wanted to do an parody, I'm not delusional yet. The waving is true tho
 
A middle aged dude tried to do some small talk with me at the gym this morning, I genuinely didn't understand him and it got weird. We have this part of Norway, where the dialect/accent they speak is more danish than norwegian. It's sort of expected of norwegians to understand BOTH swedish and danish, because OMG. The languages are sooo similar.
Oh yeah, we have another form of norwegian that is supposed to be more "true" norwegian. Because the dialect is a mix of most dialects in this country. Because norwegian is evolved from danish, even though they don't sound or is written similar at all.
I was forced to learn it at school, still barely understand it and I refuse to read something written in it.

And this is how Norway tries to keep their "culture" intact, while ass licking immigrants. I got deep hatred for the norwegian language.
 
Oh yeah, we have another form of norwegian that is supposed to be more "true" norwegian. Because the dialect is a mix of most dialects in this country. Because norwegian is evolved from danish, even though they don't sound or is written similar at all.
I was forced to learn it at school, still barely understand it and I refuse to read something written in it.

And this is how Norway tries to keep their "culture" intact, while ass licking immigrants. I got deep hatred for the norwegian language.
is this bokmal norwegian? i've always heard norwegian and swedish are mutually intelligible but danish sounds off to both speakers.
 
is this bokmal norwegian? i've always heard norwegian and swedish are mutually intelligible but danish sounds off to both speakers.
Yes, the other form is literally translated into new norwegian from nynorsk. We have a saying here that danish sounds like they got a potato in their throat, even though that was more used when I was a kid.

I would say swedish is more of a lyrical language, as in it sounds melodic when they talk. Songs in norwegian are really really bad, but those in swedish are good.
 
Yes, the other form is literally translated into new norwegian from nynorsk. We have a saying here that danish sounds like they got a potato in their throat, even though that was more used when I was a kid.

I would say swedish is more of a lyrical language, as in it sounds melodic when they talk. Songs in norwegian are really really bad, but those in swedish are good.
What do you think of Dutch?
 
A stray family member, daughter of my moms sister. So an aunt? But we've never had an relationship before, aside from strictly superficial.
Anyway, she contacted me on both my phone and facebook. She got my number from my mom, and I'm pissed. It's common courtesy to ask if it's okay, but she can't even do that. And my stray aunt, she's adult and not as retarded as my mom. Maybe just think if what you're doing is okay?
Honestly, I feel my privacy is invaded.

I'm pretty sure what she is gonna do. She's probably gonna guilt trip me about unblocking my moms phone. No, she's retarded and comes with small digs at me time to time. I know she's too retarded to do better, but I'm not paid to be her tard wrangler.
My dad isn't blocked and they live together, which makes it even more fucked.

And yea, not gonna tell my aunt anything. Because when I was younger, I had this blog where I wrote about my negative feeling about my mom. What my aunt did, was tattle about it to my mom. My aunt was fully grown at this stage, and she couldn't even empathise and think I didn't have it that good. Seriously, fuck that cunt. I'm never going to forgive her, and I still fucking hate my mom.

Edit: She just asked my about hacking someones social media, because she got a bad feeling about someone she's dating. Just going to say no and block her.

Edit 2: Ended up telling her that I have no reason to help her, and that she's too old to push boundaries this way towards me + blocked.
 
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A stray family member, daughter of my moms sister. So an aunt? But we've never had an relationship before, aside from strictly superficial.
Anyway, she contacted me on both my phone and facebook. She got my number from my mom, and I'm pissed. It's common courtesy to ask if it's okay, but she can't even do that. And my stray aunt, she's adult and not as retarded as my mom. Maybe just think if what you're doing is okay?
Honestly, I feel my privacy is invaded.

I'm pretty sure what she is gonna do. She's probably gonna guilt trip me about unblocking my moms phone. No, she's retarded and comes with small digs at me time to time. I know she's too retarded to do better, but I'm not paid to be her tard wrangler.
My dad isn't blocked and they live together, which makes it even more fucked.

And yea, not gonna tell my aunt anything. Because when I was younger, I had this blog where I wrote about my negative feeling about my mom. What my aunt did, was tattle about it to my mom. My aunt was fully grown at this stage, and she couldn't even empathise and think I didn't have it that good. Seriously, fuck that cunt. I'm never going to forgive her, and I still fucking hate my mom.

Edit: She just asked my about hacking someones social media, because she got a bad feeling about someone she's dating. Just going to say no and block her.

Edit 2: Ended up telling her that I have no reason to help her, and that she's too old to push boundaries this way towards me + blocked.

Aw, mommy didn't love me....

BETA!!!

 
I went back to that god damn gay social media site, got chatting with a 28 year guy. That claims to know of all the horrible side effects of gender therapy + fate of neo-dicks/vaginas. And he still is for radical gender theory and troons. He did mention that he had friends that are troons, and honestly. It sounds like he really really hates them and wants them to suffer. Meanwhile hiding behind virtue signalling.

And he gave the most expected answer to how acceptance for LGB has decreased because of troons. "That just means we have to push even harder, like yas kween!"

Oh my fucking god, even the pretty ones in Norway are batshit insane!
 
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