Whatever the fuck this thing is
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Betelgeuse
Member
It's yo mama....
Got eeeeem
Got eeeeem
Betelgeuse
Member
Well I mean to be fair I don't think armadillos are kosher
Kanabō
Active member
That's probably wise, I know they eat them in Mexico, which is fucked...
Think I'd rather eat Alligator than Armadillo
I'm from the northeast and we don't have armadillos here. We have trash pandas and Canada geese.
This fucker was spotted somewhere south of Dallas. Not gonna lie, it was kinda intimidating when it charged at me.
Vingle
Bear otter
M'am, ASMR is a sin and this creature is awfully looking like a penis.
Catbert
Well-known member
Kanabō
Active member
The fuck kind of cocks are you looking at homie?
They offering armor plating as a body mod in your neck of the woods?
Vingle
Bear otter
Yes, it is to protect us gentlemen against the evil woman. It is pretty trendy with todays women to rape men and accuse them of raping the women.
We just don't want our life ruined.
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Kanabō
Active member
Shieeet I need to get me some cock armor then
Vingle
Bear otter
Bless you and inshallah, I pray that Black Jesus will look out for you.
Vingle
Bear otter
Looks like a giant ant to me, and it gives me nightmares
Kanabō
Active member
It's closely related to a termite, they live underground eating rotting plant matter but sometimes they climb up to the surfaceLooks like a giant ant to me, and it gives me nightmares
That thing scares me.
No fish
None at all
Wtf looks like a cartoon ant that came to life