Would you let me shove shit in your urethra for 10,000 dollars?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I'll let you choose whatever texture you want.

 

[mtil]

fluffy with a side of lumpy sausage please

 

[Gargamel]

I'll pass.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I'll pass.

That means you do it for free.

 

[Unyuns]

poop noodle????