The body parts of Daniel Lopez [Dan general discussion + Daniel's blog]

I'm taking a week or so to fuck off to another city with an odd ensemble of mi streets m8s.
I've already said I'm in Austin, Texas, so who gives a shit.
Every time I come back to this shit hole, I remember why I left the last time.
It's not even bittersweet, just bitter, with the exception of my homies I've known for a disproportionate amount of time. Shout out to them.
In my absence, insure that Elaine and Ashley are reminded of their places. As a neon nazi rapist or whatever these stupid bitches are whining aboot, I expect you lads to be based
 
Meh, been very much SSDD (same shit different day)
Kicking it with the homies is getting boring because these niggas have like zero goals beyond getting to the next buzz, like some fucked off Pac-Man.
I've been simultaneously more of a wingnut magnet and repellent. (A wingnut is a crazy person, by homeless standards. As I've heard the term explained, we're all nuts on these skreets but some of us stand out more than others)
But yeah, I've been setting off the full blown lunatics recently, I think because they can sense my potent smug energy.
Wish I could vlog or get more descriptive at least with the smaller deets, my life is incredibly fucking retarded and fun. But alas, British pedo liches would spoil the scene for an ounce of attention.
It's all gay anecdotal shit anyway. Perhaps someone on the KF homeless hate thread will post more in depth with the sort of shizz I have to deal with
 
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Last night my sock was stolen by a raccoon, leaving me with only one and thusly none for the day. I must buy more.
Today, I'm journeying to elsewhere with my negro crackhead friend to go fly a sign at a supposed honey hole (spot with good money). We're quite the odd couple but he's always been real solid with me. As far as street friends go I'm not overly picky. No stealing, no wingnutting (a hobo term for genuinely insane behavior), keep it real and have my back as I got yours. This eliminates probably 75% of street people from the potential pool but that's ok, you could probably holocaust 75% of homelesses without it being morally reprehensible
 
I admire you for not feeling disgusted all the time, because ew. But In need, you gotta just do it.
Kek strange bedfellows for sure but I honestly hate White meth heads infinitely more than black crackheads. If I had the magic Hitler wand I would easily choose meth users to hit the showers.
But yeah naw, crack nigga homie is super chill. A lot of other street people don't fuck with him because he's black but in situations such as these trustworthiness trumps pretty much anything else.
 
I keep finding garbage in my driveway. The wind blows it off the neighbors' properties. Today I found a Naloxone wrapper.

I don't wanna know.

Isn't that the stuff heroin hypes take so that they don't overdose or can't get high or some shit?
 
The intended purpose is to save the life of someone who has overdosed. I'm not sure about off-label applications.

My bad I'm thinking of that Soboxon or whatever it's called.

But yeah if they have overdose prevention shit, you might need to consider moving to a better neighborhood. I think your neighbors are heroin hypes and they're probably going to burgle your TV one day.
 
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