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My favorite thing about you is that you haven't realized that literally everything about me is a character. You're trying to make fun of a person that I made up. That's the funniest thing about me.
Lol this is so douche chillingly pathetic, like so embarrassing for you really. Aren't you like 50 years old?


At the end of the day Ken is always going to be Ken, you are always going to be fat Ashley the idiot from Chattanooga, and I'm just going to be some dude in the ether.
I have a career and a college degree while you're a welfare queen that spends all day drinking on discord and chatting with mentally unstable pedophiles like "kiwifails". If you want to think of me that way knock yourself out it doesn't bring it any closer to reality.
 
I thought the point of trolling was to creative and funny, not to lie to the only group of adult men on the internet who are pathetic enough to keep you around.
 
Lol this is so douche chillingly pathetic, like so embarrassing for you really.

Well not all of us can have their own t-shirt business on Etsy.

Aren't you like 50 years old?

I claimed to be 40 but that could be a lie too.

I have a career and a college degree

You don't have a career, and just because I got a bachelor's degree in business admin doesn't mean I didn't get my degree too. Not everyone could go to college for liberal arts.

while you're a welfare queen

Wrong.

that spends all day drinking on discord and chatting with mentally unstable pedophiles like "kiwifails".

Wrong again. And I don't even LIKE Kiwifails.

If you want to think of me that way knock yourself out it doesn't bring it any closer to reality.

That is the reality Ash. You are an obese woman from Chattanooga Tennessee. It isn't an opinion we're talking about here.
 
Well not all of us can have their own t-shirt business on Etsy.



I claimed to be 40 but that could be a lie too.



You don't have a career, and just because I got a bachelor's degree in business admin doesn't mean I didn't get my degree too. Not everyone could go to college for liberal arts.



Wrong.



Wrong again. And I don't even LIKE Kiwifails.



That is the reality Ash. You are an obese woman from Chattanooga Tennessee. It isn't an opinion we're talking about here.
Why would I care if you're lying about yourself it's not it's hard to guess what your life is like or your value to society when you conduct yourself like this.

Why are you even communicating with me when I've never initiated interaction with you? Aren't you married? Lol go scream at your wife or something.
 
Why would I care if you're lying about yourself it's not it's hard to guess what your life is like or your value to society when you conduct yourself like this.

Hey you should be nice to me. I'm the guy who builds the McDonald's your fat ass eats at 15 times a week lol

Why are you even communicating with me when I've never initiated interaction with you?

Because you're wildly taking shots at the internet and telling everyone to bring it on when your face and physical address has been exposed on the internet. I was trying to give you good advice, you didn't heed my advice, now you want to act like a fat victim and I'm just responding to you. Just like a few posts to go when you ignored the fact that you claim to never have interacted with me and I pointed out that responding to me is interacting with me.

Here's an idea: SHUT UP AND DON'T RESPOND TO THIS. IF YOU DON'T RESPOND TO THIS I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE. I BET YOU A MILLION DOLLARS YOU WILL RESPOND TO THIS. YOU WILL RESPOND TO IT BECAUSE YOU ARE STUPID AND A WOMAN AND NEED TO HAVE THE LAST WORD TO GET A DOPAMINE HIT.

Aren't you married?

I don't know maybe I was lying about that too

Lol go scream at your wife or something.

I can't she's at work. I'm stuck at home bored off my ass because everybody has a day off cuz of the holiday. We knew everyone would show up half drunk.
 
Because you're wildly taking shots at the internet and telling everyone to bring it on when your face and physical address has been exposed on the internet. I was trying to give you good advice, you didn't heed my advice, now you want to act like a fat victim and I'm just responding to you. Just like a few posts to go when you ignored the fact that you claim to never have interacted with me and I pointed out that responding to me is interacting with me.

We've been over this, I'm not trans or part of gamergate or a streamer so the pool of idiots trying to fuck with me is small.

The only people who desperately want to make me into a "lolcow" are incredibly fucked up sexists and alcoholics who want to compare me to all the porn they watch like you and the other friendless subhumans on OF. Guys who are too pathetic to get laid without money like Ken or a shutin gooner like kiwifails who literally lost his mind because you're too stupid and maladjusted to even make a simple podcast. Most of you can't drive or you've obviously lost your license. I'm articulate and blunt so I attract a very unique type of male loser that wants to focus negative attention on me and the more I figure out about you individually the funnier it gets. I wish I didn't have to deal with you but goddamn if I have to then I couldn't ask for a better group of retards to compare myself to.

If one of you actually set out to harm me you'd end up shooting yourself in the dick hours before you ever got here.


Here's an idea: SHUT UP AND DON'T RESPOND TO THIS. IF YOU DON'T RESPOND TO THIS I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TALK TO YOU ANYMORE. I BET YOU A MILLION DOLLARS YOU WILL RESPOND TO THIS. YOU WILL RESPOND TO IT BECAUSE YOU ARE STUPID AND A WOMAN AND NEED TO HAVE THE LAST WORD TO GET A DOPAMINE HIT.



I don't know maybe I was lying about that too



I can't she's at work. I'm stuck at home bored off my ass because everybody has a day off cuz of the holiday. We knew everyone would show up half drunk.
Okay!!!!!
 
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A. MILLION. DOLLARS.

Responded in 9 minutes. You couldn't even make it to double digits.

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Would you suck on Ken's herpes sores?

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I'd rather suck on that gross foot of yours. In all seriousness though that redness is an indicator of bad blood pressure, and the swelling is from either poor circulation or an underlying heart problem. You should get a physical by your doctor. Bottom line you're definitely retaining water and you're going to end up having pitting edema or worse yet gout, which can be very painful and is common in fat fucks like you.

Also the slight clubbing of the smaller toes suggest that it could be something congenital with the heart. Seriously go to your doctor and then follow up with a cardiologist.
 
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I'd rather suck on that gross foot of yours. In all seriousness though that redness is an indicator of bad blood pressure, and the swelling is from either poor circulation or an underlying heart problem. You should get a physical by your doctor. Bottom line you're definitely retaining water and you're going to end up having pitting edema or worse yet gout, which can be very painful and as common in fat fucks like you.

Also the slight clubbing of the smaller toes suggest that it could be something congenital with the heart. Seriously go to your doctor and then follow up with a cardiologist.
It's really not that remarkable. Has your wife asked why you're following around a total stranger posting what amounts to revenge porn at her? Can I talk to her or is she passed out drunk?
 
you're pissed off but trying to avoid showing it too much
I haven't felt anything stronger than mild annoyance at you in years. well that and missing your fanfic about me in my moments of boredom while you're going back on your meds and pretending you're mentally sound
Bitch, what are you even talking about? Are we having two different conversations or something?
she does that a lot too. if she abruptly changes the subject mid- convo it's a good sign you hit on a topic too accurately for her taste so she wants you to get distracted with her psychotic fanfic
revenge porn
calling a picture of your toes revenge porn is insulting to women who have actually had to go through the ordeal
 
It's really not that remarkable. Has your wife asked why you're following around a total stranger posting what amounts to revenge porn at her? Can I talk to her or is she passed out drunk?

Revenge porn? Your beet red swollen hoof constitutes revenge porn now? You were the one talking about sucking on herpes sores, I was just trying to give you medical advice.

And do you see how you keep it going Ash? You can't help yourself, it's a COMPULSION. You are addicted to drama. Take another hit, JUNKIE. Make one more post, JUNKIE. Get in one more argument, JUNKIE.

You truly are a fucking ADDICT, Ashley.
 
Revenge porn? Your beat red swollen hoof constitutes revenge porn now? You were the one talking about sucking on herpes sores, I was just trying to give you medical advice.
Do you seriously not understand the difference between mocking an elderly sex pest that openly overshares how he reduces women to a commodity to be bought, an action which is morally repulsive to everyone and illegal in the state of Rhode Island, and following around a strange woman like me, who has never started a conversation with you ever and posting a photo of my body I never gave you over and over again?
 
Do you seriously not understand the difference between mocking an elderly sex pest that openly overshares how he reduces women to a commodity to be bought, an action which is morally repulsive to everyone and illegal in the state of Rhode Island, and following around a strange woman like me, who has never started a conversation with you ever and posting a photo of my body I never gave you over and over again?

Ash, I think you're just jealous of that hooker with the loose twat in Birmingham because she got to play with Ken's buffalo cube and you didn't.
 
Ash, I think you're just jealous of that hooker with the loose twat in Birmingham because she got to play with Ken's buffalo cube and you didn't.
Yeah I could never match those highschool children Kenny was ogling at age 45. He looks like a composite of every pedophile that's ever been on the news and he probably loves sitting across from his local middle school in Warwick pawing himself as the kids load onto buses. You're the same bloated creepo he is, which is why you love moderating for him. Is there a single guy on Onion Farms who isn't attracted to kids?

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